★This chapter is a little filler at the beginning but I'll tell u guys when the real story begins, but if you stay enjoy some cute orange cats! Also uploads might get slower because there was a parent teacher conference and I bombed… Happy reading!★
Ahhh, this is life. A cat on my back, a brand new dream job, and some comfy pj's… If only I could freeze time! Now the only thing left is some chips from the pantry, but Kent is ontop of me!
-"Kent babyyy get up pleasee mommy needs potato chips :(("
Kent's little orange & white fur resonates with his single braincell, please get up!
I reluctantly turn around while Kent stubbornly loafs on my back, if I want to be a successful agent then I'll have to learn how to deal with my cat!
Kent looks at me with the cutest puppy eyes on the carpet, Fine you can sit on my lap for 5 minutes!
He triumphantly jumps on to my lap & loafs on my thighs. His purrs are so loud it'll make my ears bleed! Maybe it wouldn't hurt if I let him sit for 2 more minutes…
5 hours later
-"Kenieee get uppp"
I shake my legs to try and shake him off but he's recillient, his loafs are as strong as iron! I can't seem to muster up the courage to roll him over again… Augh! You know what? Let's comprise, I like your cuddles but I like potato chips aswell!
I delicately shuffle off of my bed like the ghost from the ring, Kent still with his iron grip… I hope he doesn't extend his claws!
I reach the kitchen with no difficulties, I fiddle with the handle using my chin as a makeshift appendage, Aha! I grab the chips with my mouth and make my way to my room.
-"What are you doing."
I turn my head to see Hillary standing in the doorframe with her phone camera pointing right at me.
-"Don't you dare Emo girl"
I say muffled by the chip bag
-"Now you just sealed your fate"
Her camera flashes and I crawl towards her.
-"Chill ring girl!"
We tickle each other for a minute while Kent hops off, when we finish I open the bag and walk away dramatically.
×FILLER DONE×
I sit back down in my covers and open my phone to see lots of missed messages & missed calls from an unknown number… what the heck? Out of curiosity I call the number and let it ring a little when unexpectedly the stranger responds and frantically calls me.
-"Hello are you Ms Painting Rainbow?!"
The all too familiar voice of Mr. Weinstein rung through the phone
-"Umm yes?"
-"You need to get to wo-"
-"Oh no, I'm in a tunnel! Mimics static"
I turn airplane mode on and sigh, I am not going to work right now! I really shouldn't do this… Eh bad habits die hard and I won't die harder.
I go back to scrolling TikTok & YouTube shorts until I get a nagging sensation in the back of my head, not to call them back, but to check the news.
I get up and flick on the TV, I switch to the news and see breaking news:
"BREAKING NEWS: A local hosted gang called "Krew" has escaped the most renowned institution called the HDA, but that's not all! After the leader escaped his underlings kidnapped a young girl called Lunar. A perfect crime one might say-"
I turn the TV off, I'm going to be in so much trouble later! I call the number back and they respond immediately again.
-"Hello yes you need to come now another subject has escaped!"
-"Oooh nooo!"
I faked surprise
After the call I get dressed & kiss Kent on the forehead before running through the door. The elevator was broken so I slide down the railing of the stairway, my favorite form of transportation! I fumble with my car keys and start to drive.
Ring ring ring
Drats! My phone is literally calling at the worst moment… I quickly click the answer button.
-"Hello?"
-"Where are you?"
-"In the car"
-"THEN WHY DID YOU ANSWER"
Click.
Sigh I think I'm starting to hate my dream job…
After a long drive I pull into the parking lot & step out to see police cars and tape all around the exit.
-"Excuse me ma'am can I see your ID"
I take it out of my pocket and he scoffs, Scoffs!
-"Don't tell me a rooky showed up? Sorry kid, you need to leave."
He says mockingly.
-"But a higher up sent me here!"
I show the man my phone with a barrage of angry texts.
-"Like I said, scadadle. I won't let you in unless ✌️a higher up✌️ tells it too my face"
I was just about to give up when like clockwork Mr Bonnet pops out from the corner and steps in.
-"Excuse me, but my employee here needs to get in to investigate. Now if you wouldn't mind, let her through."
The guard quivers & moves away to let me in.
-"Sorry Mr. Bonnet…"
I step in and start a quick conversation with my commissioner.
-"That guard sure did seem scared of you, why though?"
-"No idea, I'm very friendly"
I agree, he did look very friendly with his ball body and beard but for that split second I swear— if looks could kill…
-"Anyways, why am I here specifically?"
-"Your resume said you took extra crime scene analysis classes right?"
-"Actually I took all of the classes but yes."
-"Well while you were being intranced by your impromptu weapon all of ours got time freezed"
I almost glossed over the freezed victims while thinking about my old reliable *hand* gun… Oh yeah those guys!
-"Great, now here we are."
Oh geez!
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