Whilst Claire (50 states) Fiona Jones was getting her back blown out by the Cherry Kool-Aid Man, Chad Blake Fisher walks in. ***Insert cheesy audible gasps from a disney channel show***
"Claire!!!11!! How DARE you get rammed by someone other than Mua. We literally have 283789374891704 kids. AND IS THAT A BRIGHT PURPLE SILICONE TENTACLE ULTRA POWER VIBRATUER?!"
"No, Chad, please don't leave!!1!11!1! I NEED Your 16 inch schlong!!!!!" moaned Claire.
"Too bad you queefing cumrag!!1111!" moaned alpha daddy Chad Blake Fisher
***
Six years later...
Fa mulan was walking down the street to her business remembering her dear friends. She moved half the country away to Mooserump County, Maine. She was reminiscing on the past when Nicki Minaj Fell through the ceiling, singing Megatron
"Braratatata" Screamed Nicki.
"What the Fuck" said Fa Mulan Li Yang
THE END...
Or is it...
It's not (LMAO)
Stupid ass bitch
YOU ARE READING
Crack 3
HumorAs the Crack series comes to a close, All of the friends come back together to say one final Goodbye.
