Rumble in the Jungle 2.0 - A collection of One Shots

Kay and Agnes have a HUGE misunderstanding

Agnes kept looking at Kay who was biting her lip and grinning and she kept texting on her phone, it was literally non stop and she was slightly amused by it. She could see her legs keep moving and she just knew she was obviously in some sexy text war with Steve, even though he was just in their kitchen with Jake. The boys were having a late lunch after they'd spent the majority of the morning building a new closet for Agnes, and considering everything Kay and Agnes built either fell apart or was built backwards, Steve suggested he and Jake do it.

"Getting a little turned on there?" Agnes raised her eyebrow and Kay just nodded. "What are you even talking about?"

"Stuff."

"Stuff? Or getting stuffed?"

"Just stuff." Kay laughed. "You don't wanna know, it's--"

"Do you think Jake is all hot and sweaty in the kitchen from the DIY?" Agnes sighed. "I hope so." Kay wasn't even listening to her, because Steve had somehow managed to sneak a dick pic to her whilst being in the kitchen and although it wasn't hard, he was still packing in those boxers of his. "God I just need him to fuck me."

"Yeah." Kay nodded as she sent Steve another message about what exactly she was going to do with that dick of his tonight.

"His dick is just so nice."

Kays phone vibrated, taking her attention. "Yup."

"The thought of him being single before Bolivia really stresses me out, you know?"

"Well just so you know, I'm gonna fuck him stupid later, that's his favourite kind of fucking with me."

"Excuse me?"

"Tonight." Kay looked up and smiled at her, putting her phone into her pocket. "I'm literally going to fuck that man stupid."

"Are you fucking kidding me?"

"No, why would I be kidding you?" Kay gave her a weird look and got up, "I'm going in the kitchen."

Kay headed into the kitchen and saw Steve sitting on the island counter, with Jake leaning against the opposite bench and they were just talking whilst eating sandwiches. She came in and opened the refrigerator, pulling out a jug of orange juice and she put it down beside Steve as she went to grab a glass. She bumped her hip into Jake to move him out of the way and he laughed, stepping aside to let her grab a glass.

"You know if you just used your mouth to ask me to move, it would be so much easier." He waited until she closed the cupboard door before snatching the glass out of her hand and to annoy her, he reached up and put it on top of the cupboard where she couldn't reach.

"Jake!" She laughed and slapped his arm. "Give it to me."

"Don't be that fucking slut, Kay." Agnes suddenly appeared in the kitchen and she looked so angry. "Move. And you," she pointed at Jake. "You should fucking know better!"

"Move?" Kay frowned and then looked at Jake, making him laugh and he reached up for the glass and handed it to her. "Yeah,Jake. You should know better." They both laughed and she slapped his arm, making him throw his around her and he gave her a hug to apologise for winding her up.

"Keep your slutty ass away from my man, Kay." Agnes slammed her hand against the island counter and both Kay and Jake just froze, his arms were still around her. "Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?"

"Are you talking to me?" Kay seemed a little confused. "Agnes what the fuck is with you?"

"Ty jebana dziwko!"

Kay's eyes widened. "What the fuck did you just say to me, bitch?"

"Oh, I know you know what I just fucking said to you!" Agnes grabbed the jug of orange juice and threw it at her, making Steve jump down of the bench and he grabbed her, making an also very soaked Jake grab hold of Kay. "You think you can just decide you wanna fuck my man? Get the fuck out of here!"