"#inthetubwith5sos"
"Come, come join us. We can get...wet."
"Lighteth the candles!"
"The monkey takes initiation."
"No! That's fucked up, get off me!"
"Op, it's getting weird. Haha, what the fu-ck?"
"Stop trying to have sex with my shoe."
"Are you a guy?" "I don't know. Do you want me to be a guy?" "I thought you were a girl. We've been talking for two years." "Umm." "I'm actually a chimp."
"If my name was Michael and your name was Michael and they shipped us, our ship name would be Michael." "No it wouldn't. It would be," "Is it Steve?" "It could be Mimi."
"My shirt smells like choc'late."
"SHE GOT A BOYFRIEND ANYWAY!"
"It's gonna be alright, just cudde him."
"Why are you wearing pink underwear?!?"
"Luke, why do you smell like shit?"
"Happy friend to my birthday."
"What the fuck? Why is your penis out?" "'Cos I was gonna giz all over your shoes."
"You need to leave. Go, go sit in the corner! Think about what you've done."
"Quit touching my nipple."
"All Luke does is hump people."
"You can't one man hug another man from the behind." "While you're both naked."
"Your penis is on my back!"
"The Cliffoconda."
"No, no. Holy shit! I like just blocked that with my head!"
~5paghetti SOS
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5SOS Randomness
RandomThis book is about 5 Seconds of Summer and a couple random and off-topic things. Not all of these are mine, but I will try to make them as authentic as possible. Love you! Other stories: Immortal Imperfections, Being Louis Tomlinson's Twin Sister
