In Walmart

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Me: [eavesdropping]

Person 1: "Do you know you who 5SOS is?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I don't like that boyband. They're gay."

Me: *Drops 5 5SOS CD's in their cart *Slaps them once

Me: "That's for calling them a boyband." *Slaps them again

Me: "That's for calling them gay. Have a nice day." *Sassy hair flip *Struts away casually while singing Rejects

~5paghetti SOS

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