"𝐂𝐀𝐊𝐄-𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒.ᐟ" 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘆 𝗱𝘂𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀

𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐰𝐚𝐲: very moody when drunk. either always bringing himself down or whining about something wrong that's going on in his life. (normally cries)

"i'm not good enough, aren't i?"
"it's all getting too hard. sometimes i just need a break, y'know?"

𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐦 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬: surprisingly kinda hyper. sometimes bursts out singing the song that's on the radio, or laughing at the most dumbest things

"oh my gosh it's a kitty!"

"adam, that's a pillow."

𝐠𝐮𝐲 𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐞: confused about his surroundings. lowkey gets deep and starts to question life

"why, hear me out..., when we close our eyes, everything goes dark!? the government is definitely behind this."
"everything is turning purple... heh, frogs. you know, i actually like frogs"

"okay guy, put the bottle down..."

𝐥𝐮𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐳𝐚: horny. that's it

"i want sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. se-"
"i'll give you the best you ever had, baby. even if it only lasts five minutes."

𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐧: gets very aggressive and loud. protective over the most random things

"THIS TASTES LIKE FUCKING SHIT"
"AYO SOMEONE GET MY BUDDY HERE A DRINK"

𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐮: he gets sleepy. honestly just wants to go home

"m'tired..."
*passed out on the couch not even five seconds later, drooling*

𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐝: doesn't even seem drunk. he's fooled a police officer before from how sober he acted

"put the drink down, fult. you've already had like five."

"you put the drink down."

𝐝𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧: honestly gets pretty wild. it's the cowboy in him

"YEEHAWWW!"

"GET OFF THE COFFEE TABLE, ROBERTSON!"

"I'M A COWBOY SWEETHEART!"

𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐫: is actually super chill. mostly hangs around on the couch talking with his friends. also super hilarious

"yo banksy, how's your cake-eater shit going?"

"i see butterflies."

"that's great, man."

𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧: wild child. ran through the whole house ass naked and jumped in a pool. that led everyone to skinny dipping

"AVERMAN! OH MY GOD, COVER UP!"

"LALALALALALALALALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

𝐣𝐮𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐧𝐞𝐲: is super flirty. she literally talks with anyone but doesn't really do anything about it. normally ends up sprawled out on the floor

"i really like the way this top hugs your figure. it's super sexy."

"yeah?"

"yeah." *literally walks away*

𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐮:...partayyy

"HELL YEAHHH!!"

"CONNIE PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON-"

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