ME: Welcome! Over the next few days, I am going to be interviewing some of the most beloved and some of the most hated characters in Les Miserables. This is again another reminder in case you skipped my description: You have to have read my other story "25 ways to annoy the Les Miserables Cast" because they are going to go in the same order and there will be some things that I wrote in that story that I will use in this story. So if you haven't read it, you most likey won't understand this one! OK, let's get on with the show!
Me: Today we have a very special guest today. He is the main character in Les Miserables, but he is certainly not our favorite over Enjolras and Grantaire, Here's Jean Valjean!
Jean Valjean: Hey, weren't you that girl who called me "Johnny boy" the other day?
Me: First question! Do you like bread?
Jean Valjean: NO!
Me: WRONG!
Jean Valjean: wrong?
Me: Yeah, you are wrong.
Jean Valjean: How can I be wrong? It is my opinion.
Me: You are wrong because you stole a loaf of bread!
Jean Valjean: I stole it for my sister's son!
Me: You know you can just say "nephew" right?
Jean Valjean: WHATEVER!
Me: Even is it was for your sister's son...
Jean Valjean: nephew
Me: *evil eye* Even if it was for your nephew, you were still gobbling it up at that church where you stole that poor man's silver.
Jean Valjean: *blinks*
Me: You were eating it so fast! I actualy thought you were gonna eat the table! And has your mother ever taught you that food falling out of your mouth is very bad manners? NO EATING AT THE WHITE HOUSE FOR YOU!!!
Jean Valjean: What's the White House?
Me: *rolls eyes* Next question!
Jean Valjean: What?
Me: Next question!
Jean Valjean: *evil eye*
Me: How was your second time in prison?
Jean Valjean: What?
Me: How was your...
Jean Valjean: I KNOW!
Me: KK :D
Jean Valjean: *Blinks* My second time in prison?
Me: Yeah! When I sent you there for sneezing too loudly! That's a terrible crime,: sneezing too loudly!
Jean Valjean: They let me go considering you aren't a liscenced cop.
Me: I AM TOO! YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL MISTER! PUT YOUR HEAD BEHIND YOUR BACK!
Jean Valjean: Don't you mean "hands behind your back"?
Me: No, I just wanted to see if you can actually put your head behind your back
Jean Valjean: No one can
Me: What about those fancy acrobats!
Jean Valjean: -_-
Me: OK, Let's move it Johnny boy! We'll get you down to the station!
Jean Valjean: WHAT!
Me: Ok, Let's move it Johnny...
Jean Valjean: SHUT UP!
Me: OK tune in next time after I get Johnny boy here down to the station for a special interview with Javert!
Jean Valjean: AAAHHHHHH!!!! JAVERT! *runs away*
Me: COME BACK HERE! CRIMINAL ON THE LOOSE!
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Interviews with the Les Miserables characters (on hold)
FanfictionThese are interviews with the Les Miserables characters. If you didn't realize it now, they are under HUMOR catagory so they aren't supposed to be serious. This story is connected to my other story "25 ways to annoy the Les Miserables characters". I...
