Interviews with the Les Miserables characters (on hold)

Interview with Cosette

Me: OK, we are back with "interviews with the Les Miserables Characters" I am now here with Cosette

Cosette: Hi!

Me: First question! Do you have a last name?

Cosette: Yeah, of course I do! Why would you ask something like that?

Me: Because when Marius introduces himself to you, he uses his first and LAST name. You just say Cosette.

Cosette: I didn't know I had to say my last name

Me: It would be a good thing to know the person who you are going to marry's last name BEFORE you marry them

Cosette: Well yeah, but since my father's name is Jean Valjean, my last name is Valjean.

Me: But he doesn't reveal that he is Jean Valjean because people would have known he was a convict. Also you are married to Marius right?

Cosette: Yeah, have you even seen the play?

Me: OF COURSE I HAVE!!! So since you and Marius are married, shouldn't your last name be Pontmercy?

Cosette: Why are giving me a hard time about this?

Me: Because it is my job

Cosette: -_-

Me: OK, next question! Do you like Leprechauns?

Cosette: What kind of a question is that?

Me: What are the different kinds of questions?

Cosette: nevermind. Sure, I like Leprechauns.

Me: Good because you hair color looks like Leprechauns threw up on it

Cosette: EXCUSE ME?!?

Me: That's good thing. Leprechaun throw up is golden so I'm saying that your hair looks golden

Cosette: ummmm...ok? Didn't you ask that before?

Me: *sigh* like I tell every other character, that was a tutuorial on how to annoy you. This is an INTERVIEW!!!

Cosette:-_-

Me: Next question! Since you were here earlier in Marius's interview, how was it to see him?

Cosette: Oh finally a normal question. It was so great seeing him! I love him so much and...

Me: yeah enough...You didn't notice that he hit a note that is higher than you can hit when he screamed?

Cosette: ummm...yeah

Me: And his girlish scream doesn't make you want to break up with him?

Marius: HEY!

Me:GET OUT MARIUS!

Marius:But you wanted me to sneak attack Cosette

Me:-_- Way to spoil it Marius

Marius:What?

Me:Just go away OK?

Marius:*walks out confused*

Me: OK that's it for this interview folks!

Cosette: Wait! You aren't going to ask more questions?

Me: Do you WANT me even to ask you more questions?

Cosette: *thinks* carry on

Me: OK, next time we are going to interview Enjolras!