Enjolras: NOOOOO!!!! LET GO OF ME!!!!
Me: *drags Enjolras* come on Enjy!!!! come easily!!!
Enjolras: I will not be interviewed by YOU!!!
Me: *sighs* YOU!!!
You: yes?
Me: Enjorlas doesn't like you! Go away!
You: :'(
Enjolras: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!! AHHHHHH GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
Me: well stop struggling!!! *puts Enjolras in chair and handcuffs him*
Enjolras:Hey! You can't do that!
Me: Yes I can!
Enjolras: This is kidnapping!
Me: No! You are so NOT a kid!
You: No offense dude, but you aren't the ripest peach on the tree
Enjolras: HEY!
Me: Oh cool it! I'll be interviewing you AND Grantaire so you won't be the only one suffering
Enjolras: Where's Grantaire?
Me: I already got him 2 hours ago...he was passed out drunk so it was easy *walks out*
Enjolras: YOU! You have to help me get out of here!
You: Sorry buddy, but that's not in my contract with Me
Enjorlas:-__- of course there's a contract
You:uh huh!
Me: *comes back* *pushes chair with Grantaire in it* Geez 'Taire! You could probably drop a few pounds!
Enjolras: Grantaire! Wake up!
Grantaire: uuuhhh???? where did you want me to plant the apple tree sir? *says half asleep and half drunk*
Enjolras: Excuse me? GRANTAIRE!!!!
Grantaire: AAAAHHH!!! Whaaaa????????
Enjolras: Were you just having a dream about planting an apple tree?
Grantaire: pshhh no!!!! I mean-of course I wouldn't-uhhh-....how did you know?
Enjolras: You talk in your sleep
Grantaire: I do?
Enjolras: yup!
Grantaire: Did I happen to say things about my hello kitty stuffed animal collection and my melon scented lotion I use after every bath??? :O
Enjolras: ummmm...no....
Grantaire: .....then forget about that!
Me: Ok let's get on with the interview people! First question! When are you two going to get married!!!
Enjolras and Grantaire: whaaa?????????
Me: aww come on guys! Everybody knows you are in LOVE!!!
Enjolras: eww gross! No offense dude...
Grantaire: none taken...
Me: come on guys! stop denying it :D
Enjolras: Denying what?
Me: What?
Enjolras: What?
Me: What?
Enjolras: What?
Me: This is a way to avoid my question isn't it?
Enjolras: What?
Me: Shut up
Enjolras: :P
Grantaire: uuggghhh..
Enjolras: He's passed out drunk isn't he?
Me: Yup....OK tune in next time! PEACE!!!!*walks out*
You: You is out! PEACE-OWWW *gets dragged out by Me by the ear*
Enjolras: HEY!!! IS ANYONE GOING TO REMOVE THESE HANDCUFFS???? HELLO??? I REALLY NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!! URRRGGG!!!!
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Interviews with the Les Miserables characters (on hold)
FanficThese are interviews with the Les Miserables characters. If you didn't realize it now, they are under HUMOR catagory so they aren't supposed to be serious. This story is connected to my other story "25 ways to annoy the Les Miserables characters". I...
