Me: Hi! Everyone! Today we are interviewing the one and only "cop who got scared and jumped off a bridge": JAVERT!
Javert: Thank you for having... wait excuse me?
Me: OK, first question: Do you like cheese?
Javert: Excuse me? What does that have to do with anything?
Me: OK, I'll just put down undecided...Next question: Do you think I am awesome?
Javert: Excuse me?
Me: Yes you are excused
Javert: -_-
Me: ARE YOU DEAF! DO YOU THINK I AM AWESOME?!?
Javert: WHY?!?
Me: Because I sent Valjean to prison! He sneezed too loudly.
Javert: But, you're not a liscenced cop...
Me: YES I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Javert: *backs away scared*
Me: Next question: Do those uniforms come in men's sizes?
Javert: *blinks* OK, one: EXCUSE ME?!?! and two: didn't you already ask me that earlier?
Me: Yeah, when I was giving everyone a tutorial of how to annoy you, but this is an INTERVIEW!
Javert: Well, even though I am quite offended by that comment, I am not going to put you in jail
Me: WELL DUH! I'm a cop.
Javert: You don't know anything about the law do you?
Me: Nope....I"LL ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE!
Javert: *blinks*
Me: *blinks*
Javert:*yawns*
Me: *blinks*
Javert: ARE YOU GOING TO ASK ME ANYTHING ELSE?!?!?!?!?
Me: Nope, I'm done with you. Next time, we'll be interviewing a person who is hopefully less boring, Marius Pontmercy! Next time, hopefully I won't run out of questions and have a less boring guest.
Javert: HEY!
Me: HAY IS FOR HORSES!
Javert: -_-
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Interviews with the Les Miserables characters (on hold)
FanficThese are interviews with the Les Miserables characters. If you didn't realize it now, they are under HUMOR catagory so they aren't supposed to be serious. This story is connected to my other story "25 ways to annoy the Les Miserables characters". I...
