Me: Hello and welcome back! I am now here with Thenardier and Madame Thenardier! How are you two?
Thenardier: Well, we are starving and we have a child that we can't feed. Could you spare some money?
Me: Do you really think I'm THAT stupid?
Thenardier: Well I was kind of hoping so...but *drops hankerchief* Oops! I seemed to have dropped that! Can you pick that up for me?
Me: Sure!
Thenardier: Really?
Me: NO!!!
Thenardier: -_-
Me: OK, tell me about your children.
Thenardier: Emily and Gavin?
Me: ummm... Eponine and Gavroche?
Thenardier: Yeah, them...that's what I said
Me: sure
Thenardier: Ummm...their fine. Nice kids. Ummm....They have noses and ummm...eyes and everything like that
Me: Wow. Special kids...I have never heard of a child that has a nose and a mouth
Thenardier: You're being sarcastic aren't you
Me: yeah. Do you even know where they are?
Thenardier: Ummm...somewhere
Me:......NO REALLY? I never would have guessed!
Thenardier: -_-
Me: Tell me about Cosette.
Thenardier: Collette? Well she...
Madame Thenardier: Cosette!
Thenardier: Cosette! Yeah, I assume she's good
Me: Why did you work her like a slave?!? Don't you know the Cinderella story?
Thenardier: The whodawhata story?
Me: nevermind. You should have known that the maid always gets the guy and a happy ending in the end! Well, besides her father and mother being dead....
Thenardier: What?
Me: nevermind. Here are your kids! Gavroche and Eponine!
Eponine and Gavroche: HI!
Thenardier: Hi Emily! Hi Gavin!
Eponine and Gavroche: -_-
Me: Akward...ummm...next time we'll interview some other character! I don't really know which one, but yeah...bye!
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Interviews with the Les Miserables characters (on hold)
FanfictionThese are interviews with the Les Miserables characters. If you didn't realize it now, they are under HUMOR catagory so they aren't supposed to be serious. This story is connected to my other story "25 ways to annoy the Les Miserables characters". I...
