Persona-Y

EMPRESS

Part 1: The back cracker

Behind his desk, Yn was stretching his neck, it was stiff as can be.

Yn: Ugh...

Sakura: Stiff neck, boss?

Yn: Yeah...

Sakura: Allow me.

To aid Yn, Sakura began massaging his neck, but it wasn't enough.

Yn: Mmmm... Not strong enough...

Momo: Heh, little miss hostess too gentle?

Momo:(pulls up sleeves) Alright, let a real tough gal handle this.

Pushing Sakura aside, Momo cracked her knuckles and took a crack at breaking Yn's stiff neck.

Momo: How's that?

Yn: Ehhh... You're more choking than massaging.

Momo:!

Yn: Enough. Does anyone have a rolling pin or tennis ball? I'll roll it out.

Jack: Boss, there's a massage parlor two blocks down. Just go there.

Dyki: Oh! I heard of that! Yeah, apparently the lady there can make rocks into puddles.

Yn:(rubs neck) I guess I can spend a little money on this...

Grabbing his jacket, Yn left the office and made his way down to the massage parlor. A decent joint despite the location.

Yn: Hello?

???: Oh?

(Nomi M. Okomi/Age: 39/Occ: Masseuse)

Nomi: O-Oh, can I help you?

Yn: My neck is stiff, and it's a real pain. Can you do something about it?

Nomi: Of course, of course.

Nomi: Please, go into the next room, take your shirt off, and lay down.

Nomi: I'll be with you in a moment, I just have to call my husband for a second.

Yn: Thank you.

Following her instructions, Yn tosses his shirt off and lays down, Nomi then quickly arrives.

Nomi: Okay... So it's your neck?

Yn: Yeah. It's really stiff.

Nomi: Where exactly?

Yn: Right side...

Nomi: Uh-huh... Okay.

Grabbing Yn's head, she makes it lean to the left. She then takes her hand and drags it across his neck.

Nomi: I see... Chop!

Yn: Chop-?

(CHOP)

(CRUNCH)