Shovelware's brain game x reader ONESHOTS

Pear x Male!Reader (angst)

You are just a normal contestant playing this game show. You were extremely bored and wanted to get the prize already and go home. You answered about 10 questions correctly because you weren't paying attention too much. You just...hated this annoying banana. You wanted to just get up from your podium and leave. But just as you were about to do that, the announcer asked you a question. You answered, and of course, got it wrong.

Now you just extremely hated this game show...you wanted to grab that banana and squish his head. Then when boardy asked the question, you just snapped, went up to him, and started yelling at him to shut the hell up.

Y/n: "OH MY GOD! CAN YOU JUST SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY?! I JUST WANNA FUCKING GO HOME AND SLEEP BUT NOOOOOOO! I HAVE TO DO THIS FUCKING GAME SHOW JUST TO GET A DAMN PRIZE! HINESTLY, THIS ISNT EVEN FUCKING WORTH IT! NOTHING IS WORTH THE PRIZE! AND YOUR JUST AS EQUALLY ANNOYING AS EVERYONE ELSE HERE! SO WHY DONT YOU JUST MOVE ON AND NEVER FUCKING COME BACK!"

Boardy only just stared at you in shock. He never expected someone to actually walk up and yell at him. So he was just standing there speechless, while the audience gasped. You looked around to see the banana staring at you, looking a bit angry but still somehow keeping that goofy smile. He then tried to move on, but a pear spoke up first.

Pear: "I agree with (y/n)! Everyone here is so annoying! I'm glad someone is speaking MY language and has MY tastes and MY opinions. This brain game is quite trash and stinks!"

You then smiled at him and he...blushed? But then he turned around and covered his face with his hands. You only chuckled and turned around and went to the podium like nothing ever happened. After the game show, you went over to pear, picked him up, and kissed him. Pear then had a very, very deep blush and only stood there shocked. After you finished, he pretty much passes out. You only chuckled and went off while carrying him, pretty much kidnapping him.