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What If Captain Underpants Was In Marvel? Vol 1 3

The Top Secret Truth of Captain Underpants:

Before we can get to the story, I the narrator am required to allow the protagonists to tell the story of how one silly prank led to the biggest mistake of their lives. Let us begin:

This is the top secret truth of Captain Underpants written by George Beard and Harold Hutchins, 2 kids who deny everything written in this book.

There were once 2 really cool kids named George and Harold.

George: We're cool

Harold: Me too

But they had a mean old principal who told them what to-

Mr. Krupp: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!

So they bought a magical hypno-ring and at first they made him dance, then they accidentally (kinda on purpose) turned him into Captain Underpants!

With a snap he's the captain, not the brightest man.

But don't forget when he gets wet you're back where you began

Mr. Krupp: BLAH BLAH BLAH!

Put it all together what could possibly go wrong, this is the top secret truth of Captain Underpants written by George Beard and Harold Hutchins who still continue to deny everything.

Chapter 1: Introductions

This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins, George Beard is the kid with the tie and the flat top, Harold Hutchins is the kid with the striped shirt and bad haircut, remember that now. If you asked George and Harold's parents, the 2 are kind, funny, smart, determined, and deep kids, if you asked their principal, he'd say they were-

Mr. Krupp: KINDa FUNNY looking SMARTalecks who are DETERMINED to drive everyone off the DEEP end.

But again he's an old grouch from our last 2 stories so don't listen to him, him along with the teachers all despised George and Harold simply because they weren't good at the one thing they wanted them to do. That being to sit still and pay attention which the 2 were never good at for very long.

Chapter 2: "Sitting Still and Paying Attention"

George and Harold were in class with their teacher Mortimer Fyde, unlike most of George and Harold's teachers, he didn't despise this. Morty likes all his students and he was very much a stressed out push over likely to  believe anything. So when George and Harold pulled a prank on him by making cat and dog noises and then pretended not to hear them, Morty believed that he was hearing things. Morty at first decided to not let this bother him until he started failing science experiments, at which point he told the students that he had to go to the doctor to get his hearing checked. This left the students without a teacher and George and Harold with a hilarious idea/prank.

Chapter 3: The Kitchen Prank

The 2 boys snuck into the kitchen and put up a fake recipe for cupcakes (which is an edited version of a recipe from F.E.A.S.T) to make for Mr. Krupp's birthday. The cafeteria ladies found this and decided to make the recipe as a surprise for Mr. Krupp, however as it was a prank it didn't work and the entire school got covered in a green sludge. George and Harold were not expecting this and were worried that they would get in trouble for a prank this size, fortunately for them, the school had no proof they did it. Mr. Krupp told the lunch ladies as such, the ladies then quit on Mr. Krupp for not being able to do anything and left. Mr. Krupp became worried as he had no idea where he would find new lunch ladies. Meanwhile, George and Harold, inspired by their own prank decided to write a Captain Underpants comic about it.

Chapter 4: Captain Underpants Volume 1 Issue 3

At a school, 3 lunch ladies are putting their ingredients away and putting left overs away as well, however the door is suddenly locked by the janitor. With no way out the 3 lunch ladies eat the left overs killing them being victims of their own cooking (a quite poetic way to go), the janitor finds them and so buries them near a tree with a sign saying "Bury people here" and the janitor does so.