A Nomad Hellhound in helluva boss

truth seekers

* walking through the alley way Jax stayed close to the wall holding a suppressed pistol watching the others Blitzo standing on trash bags and holding a dumpster lid open*

Blitzo: Shhhhh! Remember we can't be seen

*Blitzo slams the dumpster lid loudly, but then falls backwards into a pile of trash bags Millie silently chuckles at his predicament then walks away*

Moxxie: Pardon my words sir, but you're currently being the loudest

*Blitzo jumps up out of the garbage pile covered in trash he has an old newspaper on his forehead a half-eaten lollipop stuck to the side of his head a scrap of paper on his horn with an old banana peel impaled on the end of it and a used condom on his index finger the same finger he uses to poke Moxxie's face indignantly* Blitzo: I said shuuush your dick-sucking lips Moxxie!

Jax: shut up you two please * Moxxie stepped away seeing the condom noticing the portal opening Millie hopping in waving him over he stepped forward when blitzo tackled him a net barely hitting them *

blitzo: get down!!* Jax noticed the agents suddenly getting hit by a net falling down * loona close the portal!! * A second landed In front of the portal which loona did as blitzo asked closing it Jax watched the two as he tried to escape when the net shocked Jax knocking him out as he heard the two screams *

* Time passed with Jax waking up looking around he tried to move when he saw the blitz and Moxxie tied to chairs as he noticed he was in the same situation noticing his mask on the floor *agent one: well the wolf thing is awake at least it took a long time but now we got three of them * the agent stepped close * not listen here mutt you wanna live you better answer our questions your lucky your tied up enough we don't need that gun

Jax: I'm not saying shit human you hurt my family and kidnap us pfft talk about your hospitality- * he then got tased as he grunted in pain the other two waking up by the noise *

Agent 2: you people have been coming around and killing why

Jax: you think we are evil pfft those people are far from good besides it's classified

*Agent Two noticed the two awake as they grabbed the light the two going to blitzo and Moxxie *

Agent Two: How did you get to our world from the afterlife?

Agent One: Why are youse killin' humans?!

Agent Two: When did you show up here?

*The two agents stop passing the lights as Blitzo interrupts them*
Blitzo: Okay I'm gonna stop you right there bitch First of all we just woke up from a veeeery nasty shock And I'm still feelin' fuckin' woozy so I'm gonna request you fetch us some coffee before we get into this I mean, everyone gets coffee in shitty movies with scenes like this, am I right? I want somethin' iced bitch!

* Jax sighed watching glaring using one claw slowly trying to break the rope *

* Blitzo then turned to Moxxie* blitz: mox?

Moxxie: I'll have a Neapolitan cappuccino more cappu- than -ccino make sure it's got no more than four ounces of milk the beans won't have the right texture otherwise and make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup-they always put "Foxy" or "Roxy" I hate that If you can't handle that I'll have a Venti traditional misto Please use soy milk with two blond shots affogato *points foot accusatorily at Agent Two* and ristretto! I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom-

Jax: jeez mox what in the fuck!

Agent Two: *leans up close to Moxxie's face* If we have to we are willing to resort to torture methods to get answers outta you nasty hell beasts!