A Nomad Hellhound in helluva boss

a unexpected popularity

* sleeping at home Jax and loona were asleep cuddling their kids having a sleepover with Octavia while blitz was there as well with Stolas when Jax slowly woke up kissing her cheek when he saw his phone buzzing he picked it up seeing notifications people emailing and such of them wanting him * Jax: jeez what the fuck-

Loona: Jax? What's wrong

Jax: umm why are people emailing for me to fuck them

Loona: what- gimme * Jax did immediately she looked at them *

Jax: can you find out what it means please I'm gonna get dressed * he got up getting his clothes on as loona checked it when her eyes went wide*

Loona: umm hubby there's two things

Jax: two well that's better than more

Loona: well the good one is people saw you kill the angel and apparently you were slightly famous for what you've done but now killing the angel has skyrocketed your reputation

Jax: oh well that's great but why the messages they should know I'm married

Loona: well remember when Verosika was around she fucking recorded us fucking and sent it online

Jax: wait- oh fuck that's online no no!!- I'm going to have to strangle her

Loona: so yeah things aren't gonna be fun for you * she laughed for a bit before having a small yandere smile * but I'll make sure the girls stay away from you

Jax: hehe that looks scary loona- I like it * loona giggled getting up and getting dressed as Jax exited the room hearing a limo outside he opened the door seeing Katie killjoy* oh fuck it's Katie

Loona: wait the Katie* she said walking out fully dressed as she saw her outside Jax opened the door slightly confused*

Jax: umm your the news lady why are you here

Katie: it fucking hurts having to speak to hellhounds but this is huge your a sensation so your going to be on the show with me and everyone to discuss yourself

Jax: well um loona what do you think

Loona: well I'm coming with if he's going

Katie: I don't really care so come along* she motioned the two to follow which they did closing and locking the door and entering the limo sitting close Jax leaning on her shoulder Katie entered as the limo began driving* so your fucking news hellhound

Jax: it's Jax-

Katie: whatever but your really the first one around that's done anything and what you've done is just huge bigger than any strong fuck has done especially that porno

Jax: well I didn't know Verosika was filming I kinda got lost in the lust with loona

Katie: well you can tell everyone in hell practically everyone is gonna be watching

Jax: e-everyone well that actually sounds nice

Katie: so on set don't forget it's my show so don't fuck it up

Loona: jeez are you always like this

Katie: show biz is important sweety more than friendship

* Jax sighed as loona held Jax close time passing to inside the studio everyone was getting ready * katie: now listen loona the show is about Jax so me and that fucker are gonna talk you sit over-

Jax: with me

* Katie glared at Jax which he glared back until she sighed in defeat* Katie: just get to the fucking desk you two

* Jax looked to loona with a small smile holding her hand and went to the desk where tom trench sat * tom: oh well if it isn't the hellhound taking storm for fighting and a good fucking

Jax: Verosika I swear your gonna get kicked so hard!* He sat down loona sitting close as she looked to the camera *

Loona: so what is she even gonna ask

Tom: oh about himself and the recent things around

Jax: well alright* then Katie sat In her chair music played as all the cameras faced the four *

Katie: hello I'm Katie killjoy with still tom

Tom: hello we got the hellhound people have been talking about Jax the hellhound* the camera looked to Jax which he chuckled*

Jax: well heh hi everyone

Tom: so Jax now your were as bland as any other fucking hellhound but suddenly you've been getting popular first for shooting the wife of Stolas * meanwhile practically everyone was watching even people like Stella she was raged hearing that *

Jax: oh soon to be ex wife and well as a bodyguard of Stolas and Octavia I gotta protect them Stella was gonna hurt Octavia I know the two quite well

Tom: how well

Jax: well I consider them family cause listen well I don't give a single fuck on the hierarchy it's about the people and the bond

Katie: well we know you've encountered many things like destroying a popular Cherub porn place and the attack in the lust ring you seem to get under people's nerves

Jax: just helping my father in law and Stolas simply but just bring out why I'm here

Katie: finally alright first the first hellhound exterminating an angel with their life why did you fucking try that

Jax: fine okay a imp girl was there she's like a mom to me and when I heard the danger she was in I had to go and save her no matter what * Loona smiled holding Jax's hand * I just hope the hazbin hotel is fine with that hehe

Katie: really don't go there with the lesbian duo- speaking of being on the right state of mind Verosika mayday online on her whole porn films brought a new one of you two fucking like beasts

Jax: w-well i- I didn't want her to I didn't even know

Tom: well you should be proud many people fucking love it so much

Loona: yeah he got that from the creeps on his phone

Jax: yeah hmm so say if I'm here people would wanna hear about it could i-

Tom: sure go ahead before Katie goes crazy haha

* He sighed looking to the camera * Jax: it'll be good to tell everyone I'm a nomad coming from the wrath ring I was adopted from the sloth ring but not the Orphanage when they brought me to the life

Tom: then where are they

Jax: they died they sent me to collect the cash from clients that we finished the jobs for I actually had most annoying jobs and- oh I just realized some of the  people didn't like me as much as I thought but nevermind when I left a man named striker arrived killing them all I returned to it being destroyed but I know it sounds fucked up but I think it's actually good

Tom: people dying hah it's always a good thing especially after

Jax: well with that I met my true family and wifey * he kissed loona on the cheek as she blushed *

Katie: sweet but really marriage were in hell hellhounds being together alone is hardly a thing

Jax: I already know a couple people Katie so yeah that's bullshit * he smirked rolling his eyes *

* Tom seeing Katie slightly mad chuckled trying to fix everything* tom: well that'll be the end do you want to say anything

Jax: hmm hah sure since blitz doesn't know how to write or do anything well honestly haha he has a business the immediate murder professionals have any of you been fucked over and sent here if so then come to i.m.p where you pay we'll go to earth and put down the fucker that ruined your life

Tom: thanks Jax and thank you everyone for the time you spent * time passed the two getting ready to leave Katie glaring*

Jax: so that was fine right

Loona: eh it was good honey say how about we walk home and I wanna hear how they found you

Jax: sure sounds perfect I wrote I think some of it down on my phone hehe* he chuckled walking out holding loona's hand *