Verosika: maybe you should let them sing
Jax: they fucking interrupted his music I liked his song
Asmodeus: ♫Give me a thrust! * Fizzarolli makes some trumpet sounds* Show me some lust!* Fizzarolli trumpets again* From the groin to the bust! In desire we trust in the House of Asmodeus♫
Fizzarolli: *vocalizing again* Trumpet! Hah!
Asmodeus: ♫Little Imp you came here to sing your serenade Perform your feelings on a velvety stage Well we got a saying that's popular in these parts♫
Fizzarolli: ♫Only little bitches strum the strings of their hearts!♫
Asmodeus: ♫You wanna hang around this lustful town?Ditch the lovey-dovey before we knock you around! Here we sing about wants and desires♫
Fizzarolli: ♫Depravity, savagery loins hotter than fire!♫
Asmodeus: ♫So give me a thrust Show me some lu-u-u-u-ust From the groin to the bust Little Imp you just must In the House of Asmodeus♫
* Verosika saw Jax getting more mad tightening his grasp on the bar table *
Asmodeus: ♫Come on sing us a so-o-o-o-ong!* Asmodeus dances on a pole while Fizzarolli throws money on him* Make sure the subject is getting it on Make it graphic and tantrically long Be sure to rhyme "thong" and "schlong"! Go ahead your mic's on! ♫
*Moxxie nervously continues his part of the song He strums his guitar once more quietly* Moxxie: ♫I want to♫
Fizzarolli: Yeah what do you want? Butt stuff? Piss play? Bondage?
Moxxie: ♫Make gentle love to you♫
*Asmodeus and Fizzarolli are not pleased with the response he gave*Asmodeus: Ugh! ♫What a limp-dick imp you're really killing the vibe Get a load of this dweeb and his unsatisfied bride!♫
*The audience began making fun of Moxxie as Jax growled until the song is interrupted by Blitzo speaking up*
Blitzo: Hey now I've watched those two pork many times
*Moxxie is surprised to find Blitzo here* Moxxie: What?! Blitzo?!
Blitzo: And honestly they make missionary look relatively exciting.
Jax: yeah you fucks are nothing compared to the best couple here!!
*Moxxie has a disgusted look and shock on his face hearing Jax and blitzo Fizzarolli popped in*
Fizzarolli: says the fucking pup haha I thought the clan fucked you out ! But! ♫Is that Blitz-o? So you're showing your face?! Hey everybody! This guy's a total disgrace! Some nerve you've got to comment on a relationship Last I checked your love life is a pile of shit!♫
* Jax looked to Verosika angry * Jax: Verosika don't you fucking dare or I'll- * ignoring him she walked up appearing behind blitzo *
Verosika: Oh, Blitz-o? ♫I used to date him (date him, date him!)♫
Blitzo: *annoyed* Oh Verosika you're here
* Watching Jax got up wanting to punch Verosika in the face *
Verosika: ♫I'd stroke and I'd fellate him (fellate him, fellate him!) Yeah but when it was my turn (my turn, my turn!) He did no reciprocatin' (what a dick bag!) A selfish imp in the sheets* Verosika backs Blitzo against the wall* And just as bad in the streets A reckless heartbreaking freak!♫ * Jax pulled blitzo close growling kicking Verosika back *
Jax: ♫says the fucking succubus only able to only feel lust ♫* she glared at the two mad * so how about you fucks leave them alone and go fuck yourselves hard!

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A Nomad Hellhound in helluva boss
RomanceA nomad hellhound returning to see his clan dead he left to the pride ring to make a new life there not expecting to meet his true family