My hero

THE WEDDING PT 1

HERE WE GO BOIIISSS

Bakugo: *jerks awake as his phone goes off, sits up quickly, feels around blindly for his phone, reaches over Deku to finally grab his phone, answers it, his morning voice low and hoarse*

" Hello..?" *winces, has a bad headache, reaches up with his other hand, rubs his temple gently to get the headache to go away* 

 Kirishima:" Finally, you picked up, man. We were all worried something happened. We've been trying to call for the past hour. The wedding is only three hours away. You and Mido were supposed to meet all of us two hours ago. What the fuck, man? Did you and your lover boi have too much fun last night..?" *smirks through the phone* 

 Bakugo: *eyes open wide, jumps out of bed, goes to his dresser, strips, struggles to put on his boxers, hops around on one foot as he slips his feet through each hole, throws on shorts and a black t shirt, running around like a headless chicken as he gets ready*

" Holy shit. My alarm didn't go off, dammit." *looks over at the sleeping greenette*

" Deku, wake up! We're gonna be late!" *falls over as he puts on his black socks with an audible*

"Oof" *gets back up, lost his phone, reaches around the floor blindly, touches a tiny spider, screeches, jumps up on top of the dresser, balances on his hands and feet* 

"Deku!"

 Kirishima: *hears all this through the phone, doubles over laughing his ass off, holds his stomach he's laughing so hard, smiling a toothy grin, winks at Denki to signal that everything is ok*

DENKI-*Unwraps a lollipop and sticks it in my mouth and hear Bakugo scream on the other end, looks over and gives kiri a concerned look

"What is going on..why is bakubro screaming" * Kiri gives me a okay sign I nod and sit on his lap and listen in closer to the phone while sucking the lollipop*

DEKU-*rolls over and groans as I feel warmth leave me, I grab  the pillow by me and cuddle up to it, I hear loud noises and Kacchan yelling*

"Kacchan., your being too loud, what are you doing" * I roll over on my side and keep hearing kacchan scream and stomp around, I hear my name get yelled loud, I roll over and fall out of the bed and hit face first*

"What...what"* I raise up with an angry face and rub my cheek, My eyes widen at kacchan on the dresser looking like spiderman*

"KACCHAN... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING UP THERE" *gets up and throw my arms up in the air*

"HOW DID YOU GET UP THERE"* I look at what he's wearing and hear muffled laughter coming from under the bed I bend down and see kacchans phone, I grab it and see kirishima on the phone I hold it up to my ear*

"Hello...what's up Kiri" * I rub my eyes and look over at kacchan and see him scared and shaking*

"KACCHAN WHAT IS WRONG...DID YOU SEE ANOTHER SPIDER OR SOMETHING GET OFF THE DRESSER BEFOE YOU HURT YOURSELF* I feel something crawl on my face , I look down at my nose and see a tiny brown spider. I smile and see Kacchan Freaking out*

 Bakugo: *completely stressed out, loses his balances, falls to the floor hard, groans in pain, slowly sits up, feels his back pop in different places, looks at Deku* 

"Ahh!" *jumps to his feet, runs into the bathroom, one sock halfway on his shirt wrinkled, his hair a perfect mess, slams the door shut* 

"Kill it! Kill it, Deku! Burn it! Send it to hell where it belongs!" *back against the door, chest rising and falling fast, rushes to the sink, grabs his tooth rush, messily brushes his teeth, gets toothpaste all down his shirt and all over his face, washes his face, soaks the collar of his shirt in water*