*The following Monday*
Barney walked 127.67km on the highway to get to the Studio. He was so excited he wobbled around and almost got hit by 7 cars! He woke up at 3 am to start his morning rituals like drinking his amongus potion he got from the dark web, and his daily affirmations. He finally arrived to the studio and he saw him... With his grimy hands, drool dripping out of his mouth, and his boogers catching on his upper lip. His face gleamed in the sunlight. Barney saw Him... Gordon James Ramsey. He admired him as all the other contestants arrived. Gordon then explained that they'd be cooking whatever they could for the first round or in his words "YOU ARE FUCKING RUBBISH!! COOK WHATEVER YOU CAN YEUH IPAD CHILDREN!". Barney had a plan, he was going to sabotage all of the other contestants so that he could get closer to his lil' Gordy.
Barney knew he had to impress Gordy. He just wasn't sure how yet, so he improvised. He made some kraft dinner with ketchup and his lil' secret ingredient. He was sure this revolutionary ingredient would wipe out the other contestants. "Time to being your bowles up to the countah" Gordon cried.
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Barneys Kitchen Nightmares (Barney x Gordon Ramsey)
RomanceBarney has a huge crush on Gordon Ramsey, but what will their future hold? What fantasies will be lived out? Thankyou to the help from @sxgreen
