I.M.P's Newest Assassin (Helluva Boss X Male Reader)

Ozzie's

[The scene opens up with a city shot that pans down on Imp City. Yelling can be heard in the background. Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. She places the bottle on an open page of Stolas's grimoire and it rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitzo walks into the office.]

Blitzo: Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!

[You walk through the portal with an axe in one hand and a severed head in the other while Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth.]

Millie: *yells* I'm still so jazzed up!

Y/N: I still can't believe one of them had nuclear launch codes along with a nuclear football

[You put the launch codes in your pocket]

Y/N: And save that for later

[Millie snaps the axe in half and laughs. She then walks over near the rest of the group.]

Moxxie: Well you better stay jazzed, *points finger guns* babe. Because, guess where I'm taking you tonight?

Blitzo: Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street.

Moxxie: Actually, sir, it's our marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!

[Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight.]

Millie: *gasps* Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!

Y/N: Yeah Dad, How'd you manage to get reservations? 

Moxxie: Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while.

Millie: Moxxie!

[She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out. Blitzo rolls his eyes.]

Blitzo: *groans* Ugh, can you two not?

Moxxie: I'm sorry, sir. Maybe another time?

Blitzo: No, it's fine! I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy.

Moxxie: Uh, no. The reservation is for us.

Blitzo: Uh huh!

Moxxie: Just us.

Blitzo: Mhm!

Moxxie: Without you there. Explicitly without you there.

Blitzo: I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all. *hugs the two tightly* See you lovebugs later!

[He whistles on his way out. Moxxie growls.]

Y/N: Uh, I'll see you guys back at home

[You hug Moxxie and Millie]

Y/N: Bye Mom, Bye Dad, Have a nice time on your date

Millie: See you back home sugar

[You leave the office and walk home]

Millie: Relax, sweetie, don't let Blitzo get to you today. Let's just go home and... clean this blood off.

[Moxxie blushes, flustered. She drags her finger down from Moxxie's chest and makes a seductive purring sound. They walk offscreen. Cut to You on the side walk, Cut to a POV shot behind you as a shadow looms over you, You see this and quickly take out your gun, Only to find out it's-]