I.M.P's Newest Assassin (Helluva Boss X Male Reader)

First Day

[The scene opens with a shot of Imp City that slowly zooms in on the I.M.P building. The sound of the busy streets can be heard in the background. The scene transitions to, You, Moxxie and Millie outside the I.M.P Building.]

Y/N: Aww, Jeez, I'm kinda nervous about this

Millie: Y/N, Sugar, don't worry, we'll be here with you

Y/N: Thanks Guys

[You head inside and see the receptionist who appears to be a hellhound, You go up to her]

Y/N: Uh, Hi

[The receptionist looks up to You]

Y/N: Uh, I'm Y/N, I'm here for the position of an, Assassin

Receptionist: Hang on

[The receptionist then gets up and goes into a room, presumably where the boss was located, You heard yelling from inside, You began to get worried a bit and cringe a bit, Finally a smartly dressed Imp comes out]

???: Okay, Okay, Damn, So You're here to work at I.M.P, You're Moxxie and Millie's kid right?

Y/N: U-Uh yes, That is correct sir

Blitzo: Please, Cut it with the "Sir" Bullshit, Hi there, My name is Blitzo, The O is silent by the way, and I already saw that you met my receptionist, Loona

Y/N: (I didn't even know Blitz had an O) 

Y/N: Okay then, Mister Blitzo 

Blitzo: Just Blitzo, Is fine

Y/N: Okay cool, So when do I start

Blitzo: Right-

[Cut to a room where Blitzo is walking in front a whiteboard on the wall as he lectures his employees.]

Blitzo: Now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here... *looks at Moxxie* Moxxie.

[Moxxie gives him an incredulous look in response.]

Blitzo: Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?

Millie: *eyes sparkling* What about a car wash?

Blitzo: This is Hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, okay? 

Y/N: Well, We could always try a bake sale

Blitzo: Eh, not that big on cooking*thinks for a second* Wh- Ooh! What about a billboard?

[He waves his hands with an enthusiastic flair as sparkles fly out.]

Moxxie: *rolls eyes* We can't afford a billboard, sir.

Blitzo: *wraps his arm over Moxxie's shoulder* Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now. *pushes Moxxie away* Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?

[Blitzo turns on a TV that shows the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the overworld as they are paid to do. Blitzo whacks a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Loona swings a man back and forth in her mouth, and Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon and laughs. Then, it zooms out to everyone watching the TV, with You, Loona, Millie, and Blitzo eating popcorn.]

Blitzo: Ahh, those were the good times.

Y/N: Well, I fuck the princess of hell on some occasions 

Blitzo: Do you get paid for it though?

Y/N: Well, I mean not, exactly

Millie: Wait, what was that about-

Moxxie: I don't need any reminding, sir. Considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel... nobody watches.