[We open with an exterior shot of the Hazbin Hotel before cutting to inside with Charlie pacing back and forth in panic mode. Keekee was in the shot, walking alongside her owner.]
Charlie: Okay. So the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year. No big deal. Just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half. But who needs a whole year to save souls? Am I right?! [Starts to panic.] And next time when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, right?!
[You go up to Charlie from behind and gently massage her shoulders]
Y/N: Chill out Babe, Of course we will
Angel Dust: Oh, please, ya had less then half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now... (phone vibrates with violent threating messages such as "fucking bitch") Ain't no silver lining this time toots.
Charlie: Sure there is! We just...have to look a little harder for it!
Angel Dust: Well, while you're lookin', the rest'a hell's goin' nuts. [Angel waves his phone in their faces.] People are already freakin' out about the news. Look at what's happenin' in the Doomsday District.
[He scrolls down an article with the bottom showing a demon screaming in front of a fire. Suddenly a pink message appears. Charlie gets closer to read it.]
Charlie: Err, what is a...Donkey Show?
[Angel panics and retreats the phone back.]
Angel Dust: Aah, heh, nothin'. My boss, Val, is just freaked out about the news too. Like I said, everyone's losin' their shit.
Vaggie: Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?
Charlie: (Gasps) This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!
[You pull out your phone and go on Sinstagram]
Y/N: I'll see If I can get any word out, Anything to help out, (Boops Charlie's nose) The Hostess with the mostess
[Charlie blushes]
Angel Dust: Cute idea and all, but you really gonna go out in all of this? [waves the phone with the place still on fire and demons in panic.]
Charlie: Well, it's not like people are just gonna show up on our doorstep -
[Suddenly, a massive explosion made Charlie scream in fright from behind, She jumps into your arms, You star blushing, Now getting everyones attention. They turn to see a freshly made hole in the wall, then cuts to outside to see Sir Pentious zeppelin armed for battle. The scene cuts inside to see him and his Egg Boiz scattering around.]
Sir Pentious: Show yourself Alasssstor. Come and face -
[Pentious pauses for a moment when he notices Alastor absent from the freshly made hole. He then looks to see him sipping coffee on the balcony of the second floor.]
Sir Pentious: Oh there you are - Face my wrath!
Alastor: Who are you?
Sir Pentious: Who am I? Who am I?! I am the great Ssssssir Pentiousssss!
[Alastor dissolves into fog as he descends to the ground, materializing aside You, Angel, Vaggie, and Charlie who are in the scene watching Sir Pentious's zeppelin.]
Sir Pentious: Inventor, architect of dessstruction, villain extraordinaire!
Egg Bois: Ooh you tell 'em boss.
[Niffty appears on Alastor's right shoulder, clearly starstruck.]
Niffty: Ooooooh, he's a bad boy~
[Alastor scoops Niffty up and drops her to the ground.]
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I.M.P's Newest Assassin (Helluva Boss X Male Reader)
Fiksi PenggemarYou are the son of I.M.P Assassins, Moxxie & Millie, and when you were young, you hoped one day that you would follow in your parents footsteps and make them proud, But you do make some enemies along the way, so that's a downside I guess but eh, wha...
