I.M.P's Newest Assassin (Helluva Boss X Male Reader)

Dad Beat Dad

[Opens to You waking up]

Y/N: [Yawn] Morning Babe, Hmm?

[You find out that Charlie isn't in bed with you, You head downstairs, rubbing your eyes, Cut to Charlie panicking and planning out everything with lots of paper with strings attached with everyone else watching her, disturbed by her behavior.]

Y/N: Hey Charlie, Everything Okay?

Charlie: I'm just not quite understanding why it's not working. Okay, okay, think Charlie. Think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think. Okay if I do this, it's going to be- (gasp) I have trust falls every single morning. We can do- (gasp)

Angel Dust: Yikes.

Charlie: Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Y/N: How long has this been going on for

Vaggie: Quite sometime now

Y/N: I see

[You walk up to Charlie]

Y/N: Uh, Charlie? You doing alright?

[Charlie looks back with sleep-deprived, insane look in her eyes that red veins were shown in the sclera.]

Charlie: Nope! No, not really. Ha ha. I've been up all night trying to figure out why the hotel isn't working. [Crushes paper with hand] We've done trust falls, we've tried sharing our feelings, we only have a couple months left before the angels come. [Turns into demonic form and laughs maniacally before turning back to normal] And at this rate-

Vaggie: Maybe it's time-

Charlie: NO.

Vaggie: to ask-

[Charlie gets up close to Vaggie's face, holding her cheeks desperately.]

Charlie: DON'T SAY IT.

Vaggie: your dad.

[Charlie groans, knowing what this means for her.]

Vaggie: Charlie, I know you don't want to, but we need every advantage we can get.

Charlie: He let the extermination happen to begin with. They just had a meeting and said, "Go ahead and kill everyone"- (gasp) Wait, that's it!

Y/N: What's it, The killing part or the meeting part

Charlie: Well Duh, The Meeting part obviously, He could get me a meeting with Heaven!

Vaggie: Didn't we already try that?

Charlie: Well. yeah with Adam, he was an asshole. But he isn't in charge of all of Heaven. We could go to the top. There's sure to be some angels who will listen.

Y/N: That sounds like a fantastic idea, But quick off topic question, Why don't you ever talk to your dad?

Charlie: It's uh, Well, It's complicated

[Charlie scrolls through her contacts. In her contacts, she has Egg Boiz 1,2, and 3, before her thumb lingers on top of her "Dad". However, she was hesitant to call her dad]

Husk: What's the holdup? You got daddy issues?

Charlie: No, we just have never been close. After he and mom split, he never really wanted to see me. He calls, sometimes, but only if he's bored or like needs me to do something.

[Husk was aware that this is just an excuse that Charlie does have issues with her dad and turns to the others.]

Husk: Daddy issues.

Angel Dust: Well I'd like to meet the big dick in charge.

[Niffty was holding a knife in her hands.]

Niffty: The ultimate bad boy. [laughs like a gremlin with excitement, holding a knife while Angel takes her knife away without her knowing] I bet he's scary.