mio mau : a svt chatfic

1; monsters and vaperoos

DISCLAIMER: this is a story written purely for entertainment and should in no way reflect on any real life behavior or characteristics of the actual idols mentioned !! none of the events in this story are real and are not in any way implied to be real or sincere!

hope u guys enjoy and please give some love to seventeen <3

                     tuesday 9:17am
  vernwhere changed the chat name to:          MONSTERS AND VAPEROOS

minghow
no bc that is deadass the lamest fucking group chat name i have ever fucking seen in my fucking life

whenjun
is fucking like ur favorite word or something

minghow
fuck you

wonwhy
vern why did u change the name to that

vernwhere
wonwhynot

wonwhy
omfg

minghow
i bought ONE vape ONE TIME

whenjun
big stretch calling every week for two months one time but okay

minghow
where are you

whenjun
at the shop
want me to get u a vape bestie

minghow
FUCKC YOU

wonwhy
LMWODOWIDDO

mingyu
OH MY GOOOOOD CAN YOU GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS LITERALLY 9:30AM THE WHOLE WORLD IS ASLEEP

whenjun
i'll get u a monster 💞

mingyu
those things will kill you

whenjun
but they're pink! uwu

boo
can u grab me one junhui hyung

whenjun
ofc boo!

boo
💞

minghow
why r u so formal today

boo
it's deadass the middle of the night

minghow
fucking and ????

boo
so fuck you minghao hyung

minghow
i don't like it

boo
didn't ask

whenjun
hao do u actually want the thing

boo
why r u typing in chinese in the gc like u have pm u can just message him privately like u don't have to do all that

minghow
fuck you ge
and yes pls

boo
what thing

minghow
did you translate

boo
yeah i'm nosy

minghow
should've known
dw about it

boo
🤨

whenjun
what flavor
OH CHERRY right

minghow
cherry
oh
yeah thanks ge

whenjun
np <333333

mingyu
get me one too hyung

whenjun
fuck you

mingyu
WTF

minghow
LMAOSHWH

mingyu
HYUNG WTF DID I DO