Back at the Jade Palace, the crowd continues to cheer for the Dragon Warrior as the palace pigs bring Po (still in the ruined palanquin) and Y/n (still being held down) to the top of the palace stairs and inside the main building. They drop them to the ground and quickly exit. Y/n gets back up and starts yelling profanities out the door.
Y/n: We are not the fucking phoenix and dragon warrior you dumb fucks, Let us out!
Po: Hello? Uh... I think there's been a slight mistake. Everybody seems to think that I'm, uh...
He slowly turns around and realizes where he is. He moans in pure amazement.
Po: The Sacred Halls of heroes ! No way! Look at this place!
Po spots a rhino-suit of armor and runs up to it.
Y/n: There's got to be a hole we I could squeeze to.
Po: Master Flying Rhino's armor. With authentic battle damage! [He turns and sees another famous artifact — the green sword previously seen in Po's dream. He runs up to it.] Whoa... The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking— OW! [He shakes his finger and sucks it. He then runs up to an apparently empty display.] The ! [He looks up at and gasps.] I've only seen paintings of that painting...
Po joyfully examines other kung fu artifacts... and then spots an urn which appears to be glowing from the inside. He gasps.]
Y/n: Po please take this seriously. We need to get out.
Po: But isn't this your dream, to finally be recognized by the valley as anything but an trickster.
Y/n: Yes but not this way !
Po: Come on Y/n this is amazing. [loudly] Nooo! Ohhhh! [He runs up to it.] The Legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors... said to contain the souls of the entire Tenshu Army! [He hesitates before coming close to the urn and whispering into it.] Hello?
Shifu: [From out of view] Have you finished sight-seeing?
Y/n's ears perk up and he looks to see the old master Shifu.
Po: [gasp] Sorry! I should have come to see you first!
Y/n: Uhh Po.
Shifu: My patience is wearing thin.
Po:Oh. Well, I mean, it's not like you were going anywhere.
Shifu: Do turn around
Po: Sure. [He turns and sees Shifu.] Hey, how's it going? [Turns back to the urn.] Now how do you get get five hund— Master Shifu!
Startled, he accidentally knocks over the urn, and there is a ghostly wail as it shatters on the ground. Po, mortified, looks up at Shifu.
Y/n clasps his hands over his mouth as the urn is destroyed
Po: Someone... broke that. [Shifu stares at him in silence. Po attempts to pick up the pieces.] But I'm going to fix it. Do you have some glue?... [He knocks the urn's display table, and it topples on his head. Shifu continues to stare.] Ow! Ooh. Splinter.
Shifu: So you're the legendary Dragon Warrior and Phoenix Warrior, hmm?
Po: I guess
Y/n: No, Not in the slightest.
Shifu: Correct! You are not the Dragon Warrior. (Points to Y/n) You are not the Phoenix Warrior. You will never be them until you have learned the secret of the Dragon and Phoenix Scroll. [With his staff, he points up at the ceiling at the two scroll.]
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Kung fu Panda : Fox of the jade Palace
FanfictionY/n was the fox brother of Po who unlike his brother didn't share the same love of kung fu as his brother has. However that was about to change.
