Tai lung's origins

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[In his bunkhouse room that evening, Po is still yelling in pain.]

Po: Aaaoo...whoohoo...EEEee...hee- hee... OW! I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel 

[Mantis pops us from behind Po holding a handful of needes and sticks him again.] better!

Mantis:Trust me, it will. It's just not easy finding the right nerve points under all this...

Y/n: Fat?

[Y/n glares at the bug making the mantis a little scared]

Mantis:Fur, I was going to say fur. [Removes the needle and moves to another part of Po's back.]

Po:[Skeptical] Sure you were.

Mantis:[Adjusts a needle and taps Po's back for nerves.] Who am I to judge a warrior based on his size? I mean... look at me.

[Po looks for Mantis...]

Y/n: He's on your right shoulder Po

[...Like Y/n said Mantis is now on his other shoulder. He jabs another needle into Po.]

Po: Ah-HAH!

Viper: Maybe you should take a look at this again.

[Viper, who is also in the room, is holding a picture however everyone was confused at the picture.]

Mantis: Uh what am I suppose to be looking at here ?

[The picture reveals to be an drawing of Y/n in his battle kimono kissing Viper]

[Said snake looks at the picture then blushes madly.]

Viper: Ah! don't look at this! Look at this!

[She pulls out the correct diagram and after an few minutes of awkward confused looks Mantis went back to work]

Mantis:[looks at the diagram] Oh! Okay.

[Meanwhile, Monkey is meditating in another room.]

Po: Ow! Don't... [laughing]

[Monkey opens his eyes. Annoyed at the disturbance, Monkey sticks his fingers in his ears. In another room, Crane is doing calligraphy.]

Po: Stop it, stop... YOW!

[Startled, Crane accidentally smears the paper. Back in his own room, Po settles down.]

Po:I know Master Shifu's trying to inspire me and all, but if I didn't know any better... I'd say he was trying to get rid of me.

[Po chuckles. The others look at each other and smile awkwardly. Po notices their expressions and his chuckle fades.]

Mantis: I know he can seem kind of heartless...

Y/n: Seems ?

[He violently jabs another needle in Po.]

Po: Ah!

Mantis: But, you know, he wasn't always like that.

Viper: According to legend, there was once a time when Master Shifu actually used to smile.

Po: No...

Y/n: Pretty sure he was smiling when Monkey triple kicked Po in the face.

[Outside, Tigress is walking down the hallway when she overhears them talking. She stops outside their door.]

Viper: But that was before... [She hesitates]

Po: Before what?

[Tigress enters.]

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