the Truth of the Relationship

Ch.6: Tyde

Kyle's POV:

"'K: There's nothing wrong with taking a few pictures. Why are you so flustered?'

'C: Because you took pictures of us! You know..'

'K: Cuddling? It's totally fine, I support you!'

'T: What? I'm confused.'

'K: It's okay to be gay, Tolkien. No one has a problem with gay people anymore.'

'C: But I'm not gay.'

'T: Me neither.'

'K: Wait, you guys aren't dating? But you love each other, so why not?'

'C: Don't play dumb, Kyle. You know we aren't-'

'T: How did you, of all people, know that? I've only told Craig!'

'C: Wait, what?'

'T: Listen, Clyde. I get if you don't want to be friends anymore, but just know that-'

'C: Wow. Kyle, I seriously owe you one, dude.'

'T: Huh?'

'C: Tolkien, you actually like me?'

'T: Yeah. Sorry I never told you I was pan-'

'C: No, bro. It's totally fine because I- You know. I like y- Oh, god. Why is this so hard to say? How did you do it?'

'K: This is hard to watch. Right in front of me, seriously? Tolkien, he likes you too.'

'C: Hey, not cool! You totally just ruined my moment on purpose!'

'K: And you interrupted Tolkien's speech, so payback for him. Are you guys dating now?'

'T: If Clyde wants to, I'll do it.'

'K: Well, Clyde? Do you?'

'C: Yeah, but not publicly. Yet.'

'T: I was hoping you'd say that, Clyde.'

'K: I'm done with being a third wheel. Tweek and Craig are dating, Bebe and Wendy are dating, and now you guys? What's next? Me and the oxygen?'

'C: You and Stan.'

'K: I'm leaving. You guys can make out while I'm gone for all I care.'

'T: Wait!'

'K: What now?'

'T: Thanks, Kyle. Seriously.'

'K: No problem, dudes. Don't mention it, honestly,'" I respond with an overly happy tone. Maybe I should start a business on setting people up.

I'm not actually complaining, though. I'm actually really happy that everyone finally got together.

I think we're the perfect trio, actually. Bebe always knows when someone likes someone else, I'm amazing at setting people up, even if they don't like each other, and Clyde is actually good at getting the truth out of people.