the Truth of the Relationship

Ch.8: Style

Stan's POV:

As Kyle and I head to his room, I get terrible anxiety. I know this isn't amazing timing, but lately, everyone's been encouraging me to confess.

Wendy told me to confess before he loses feelings because "it's obvious he likes me," but I'm not so sure.

He hasn't given any signals and is so not into me, but he has the right to know how I feel about him. Even if he doesn't like me, I feel like it's be unfair for him not to know.

When we enter, I notice the tiny green hat. He has a collection, and there's a really tiny one on his desk. I wonder if it'll fit under his big mash of curly hair.

"Does that hat still fit you?" I ask. Kyle simply shrugs and grabs it. He tried putting it on, but he struggles. It stays on for a second, making Kyle happy. But his hair exploded out of it a second later. This is hilarious, I'm glad I asked.

Oh, right. I forgot. The confession. This is so nerve- recking. What am I supposed to say, like, "Damn baby boy, trynna hit me up?" Or some shit?

All these cringe ways I'm thinking of are shitty as hell, though. I'll just get straight to the point.

You know what? I'll just use the technique Kenny recommend to me. He told me to use it if one day I want Wendy to take me back.

"S: That's cute.'

'K: Is not! Wait, what?'

'S: I said you're cute.'

'K: Oh. I, uh. Thanks?'

'S: Aww. Are you embarrassed?'

'K: I- Obviously! Why are you acting so weird all of a sudden?!'

'S: I decided to start being honest, and I honestly think you're pretty cute.'

'K: Not even handsome? Cute?'

'S: Yup.'

'K: I seriously hate you, dude.'

'S: You can't be mad at me. I'm handsome, so I get to call you cute.'

'K: How does that even make sense?? You are not handsome.'

'S: Thought you were smart enough to realize, cutie.'

'K: Oh, hell no. Never call me that again.'

'S: Yeah, it's a pretty weird nickname. But you're still cute. You have pretty eyes, a cute face, a cu-'

'K: I get it. Stop.'

'S: Damn, dude. You get flustered pretty easily. How nervous would you get if I told you I liked you?'

'K: It doesn't matter.'

'S: I said I would start being honest, didn't I?'

'K: Does that mean..? Dude, you like me?!'

'S: Took you long enough.'

'K: Wait, you seriously like me?!'

'S: Yup.'

'K: Really?'

'S: For the last time, yes.'

'K: Okay then, uhm. I like you too.' Kyle says. Just so you know, I've got no idea what flustered means but Kenny told me to call his reactions that.

As soon as Kyle finishes his sentence, everyone barges in. I'd say they opened the door and ran in, but I'd be lying. They kicked the whole ass door down.

Everyone screams, "CONGRATULATIONS!!" Tweek has a confetti bomb he fired as soon as everyone yelled, including himself. I'm just shocked that Craig was a part of this.

"You guys heard that..?" Kyle asks, covering his face with his hat out of embarrassment. He's never done this. Wow. He must be really embarrassed.

Everyone simply laughs at his reaction action, if that makes sense. But how come everyone did all this for us and not anyone else? I'll ask.

"'Ky: You guys are so extra! Why'd you only do this to us?!'

It's like he read my mind. I guess it's a lovers thing. Yes, I'm like this even thought we started dating about a minute ago.

'Be: We had to! We thought you'd never confess and eventually lose feelings!'

'S: You knew?!'

'E: Well, duh. You gaywads made it too obvious.'

'Ky: CARTMAN!!'

'E: What?'

'Ky: GET. OUT.'

'E: Or what?'

'Ky: I ALREADY- You know what? Fine. Kenny, did you know that the reason Butters got bullied so often last year is because Cartman spread rumors about him?'

'Ke: What kind of rumors?'

'Ky: You know, the ones where-'

'E: He's a lying Jew, Kenny! Don't believe him! You know how Jews are liars! Oh, shit. You look mad. Guys, I think I might've left the stove on,'

Cartman said in his annoying voice he does when he's come to some sort of conclusion.

'Ky: I hope the stove lights on fire and kills you!'

'E: Fuck you, Kahl!'"

That was a chaotic series of events. Although, Kenny already and he's the reason Butters no longer gets bullied. Not gonna lie, though. This was hilarious and will probably be one of my core memories.

Mainly because of the confession part, but it still works. At least it won't be a shitty memory like all the others.

"Now you all either get out of my room or out of my house. Take your pick," Kyle says. God, he sounds so cute with that high-pitched voice. I wonder if he thinks I'm cute, too. I hope he does.

I don't find myself handsome, cute, nor "hot," as the girls say. Hot is such a weird synonym for handsome.

I honestly hate how I look and have no idea what Kyle sees in me, but I'm glad he likes me. I don't know what I'd do without him. Hell, if it weren't for him, I'd probably be dead by now.

I'm only 15, since my birthday is late. October 19th, to be exact. But the point is, I'm only 15 years old ad haven't started looking into any colleges at all.

Kyle seems fine, even if school stresses him out. He seems like he'll turn out like his father, and I'll just be average.

Gerald is a lawyer, while Randy's a dumb alcoholic. I hate beer and alcohol, they taste horrible.

I hope Kyle has a great future with or without me.