the Truth of the Relationship

Ch.7: Bunny

Stan's POV:

I really want to spend some quality time with Kyle, but he's on the phone. Like, come on. Your best friend is over and you get on the phone? Rude much.

He's screaming at someone, telling them he'll give them 200 mil if they drop their son off at Stark's Pond.

I never thought Kyle would be the type to prank call. At 10am, too. What the hell? Is he mentally okay? I know I shouldn't be talking when it comes to mental health, but still.

While Kyle's busy on the phone, Kenny barges into the room. He's all happy and giggly. The fuck?

"'S: What?'

'K: Just look, dude.'

'S: A porn magazine?'

'K: No, it's better. Look at the cover.'

'S: Tweek and Craig? Kenny, what the hell is this?'

'K: It's an album of Tweek x Craig pictures the Asian girls sold to me. They gave it to me for a dollar because they felt bad that I'm poor.'

'S: This is hilarious! Let's show this to Clyde and Tolkien.'

'K: Good idea!'"

We walk out of Kyle's room and into the kitchen, where everyone is still eating. They're such slow eaters, excluding Craig and Tweek. I have no idea where they're at. Figures.

"'S: Guys, look at what Kenny found!'

'W: What'd he find?'

'S: Look!'

'B: What's this? Tweek and Craig? Oh! Is this the album the Asian girls are selling for $100?'

'W: It is! How'd Kenny afford this?'

'Ke: I got a 99% off discount.'

'B: Then how much did it cost?'

'W: They gave it to you for a dollar? Wow, they must really like you.'

'Ke: Yeah, I guess so.'

'T: Can I see?'

'K: Sure, take a look.'

'Cl: Woah. Where'd they get these pictures from?'

'S: They're total stalkers, dude! Of course they have these pictures!'" I say before Craig walks in.

Tolkien looks awkward and Clyde is laughing, so of course he'll want to see what they're looking at.

"'Cr: What're you guys looking at?'

'Cl: You and Tweek.'

'Cr: What? Let me see.'

'Cl: No way, bro. You'll tear this precious $100 beauty apart.'

'T: Hey, Craig. Where's Tweek?'

'Cr: Oh. He's.. Uh. He's in the bathroom.'

'T: Oh.'

'W: Tolkien, where's your girlfriend?'

'T: What? You're my ex, not my girlfriend.'