Percy Jackson/Hunger Games/Ranger's Apprentice Truth or Dare!

Round IDEK anymore ...

If you have, for some reason, still stuck with this story ... You probably hate me. According to Wattpad, I have not updated in nine months, so ... It probably won't be updated until it has been about a year or even more. I'd say I'm sorry but that implies I won't do it again, which is never going to happen. Much like an update. Hehehe.

Irregardless, here's an update.

(P.S. I have had to re-read the entire bloody thing in order to remember who I have in this story.

That just kind of tells you how long it's been.

Ha.)

Percy: What's even going on anymore?

Me: I have absolutely no clue.

Thalia: Can't you get that weird bat-thing to make a potion or something?

Me: I could.

Halt: Then ... Why don't you?

Me: I'm too lazy.

Katniss: That's thoroughly useless.

Me: Just like you.

Katniss: I was the face of a rebellion against an oppressive regime that sent children out to kill each other for entertainment. You're a teenage girl who kidnaps fictional characters in order to play stupid games and leaves your readers hanging for a year.

Me: I never said I wasn't useless.

Gilan: At least you're not completely delusional.

Me: STFU Gilan.

Gilan: Way to be original in your responses.

Me: *glares*.

Gilan: STFUing.

Halt: 'Bout time.

*Silence.*

Me: What even is life?

Nico: Is this the real life?

Thalia: Is this just fantasy?

Piper: Caught in a landslide.

Percy: No escape from reality!

Me: Well, obviously there's an escape from reality. This is an escape from reality.

Jason: ... Did ... did you just correct the shamazing Freddie Mercury?

Frank: She did not!

Pauline: Who is ... Freddie Mercury?

Me: One of the most awesome people of all time.

Haymitch: So he was a big charity guy?

Me: Kinda.

Haymitch: Did he create revolutionary technology that saved millions of lives?

Thalia: No ...

Gale: Sounds like a bit of a jerk to me.

*Gasps.*

Annabeth: How dare you!

Frank: Such blasphemy!

Hazel: I don't even know who Freddie Pluto is but I feel the outrage on their behalf.

Peeta: It's Freddie Mercury.

Hazel: Pfffffft.

Alyss (is she even in this story? I can't remember): Does it matter?

All: YES!

I couldn't figure out how to end it so I'm just gonna leave it like this like I give a toss.

~ bows_and_arrows, signing out for the next year.

Merry Christmas 2015! (& '16, &'17 ...)