Percy Jackson/Hunger Games/Ranger's Apprentice Truth or Dare!

Round 5!!!!!

Ok, soz for the late update, I couldn't think of anything. [ :'( ]. This is why this chappie is dedicated to Kman1800 for his/her awesome idea! Thank you! On with the buffoonery :p

Pauline: So this is all being read?

Me: Correct.

Gale: But I don't want it being read! I got knocked out by PEETA!! EMBARRASSING!!

Me: *Raises an eyebrow* You know what I'm going to say, don't you?

Gale: Yes. I apologise.

Me: Good. Anyway, Halt couldn't decide so I will make it.... Pauline's turn choose.

Pauline: Ok then. Percy, truth or dare?

Percy: Dare.

Pauline: I dare you to race Will. You on Blackjack and him on Tug.

Will: Good luck mate, Tug's the fastest horse in Araluan and Arrida.

Percy: Yeah, but can he fly?

Will: Near enough.

Percy: Blackjack's a pegasus. And might I remind you that I can talk to horses?

Will: Really? Weird.

Percy: I AM a son of Poseidon you know. I have that sort of power.

Will: Cool.

Percy: Very.

Me: You guys are so alike. Anyways, I think we should start. *Everyone is magically transported to a race track somewhere someplace. It looks pure awesome, because I am awesome, so everything here must too be awesome. Just thought I'd give my reasons.*

Percy: Hey Blackjack. How's life?

Blackjack: *Says something in horse.*

Percy: No Blackjack. I have no doughnuts!!!!

Will: You're horse likes doughnuts?

Percy: Yes. And you're horse is nice, BTW. He doesn't just demand doughnuts, unlike some pegasus I might care to mention. *Eyes Blackjack suspiciously.*

Me: Hate to interrupt, but we have a race going on here!! Mount your horses.

Percy&Will: *Do as the supreme overlord commands. Do you like the title? Perhaps it should be something less domineering, like the Great One... But Supreme Overlord has a nice ring to it.... Whatever.*

Me: Three.... Two... One.... RACE!!

Blackjack: *Starts flying.*

Tug: *Run really fast.*

The end result? No monsters attack. Zeus sends no lightning down to kill Percy. It's very boring. They draw.

Me: *facepalm.* That went wrong.

Percy: How??

Me: Something exiting was meant to happen! Not absolutely nothing and then you guys DRAWING!!! What a waste of an awesome race track. *Snaps fingers. Everyone is in the magical truth or dare room. Halt is escorted back in, trembling.*

Halt: They... They made me... Listen to... NICKI MINAJ!!!!

Me: OH MY FLYING GIRAFFES!!!! That is unacceptable. *Storms out of room* Who put She Who Must Not Be Named on?? You are dead!!!

Jenny: Should we try to escape?

Gilan: No, I'm kinda having fun.

Halt: Yeah, I mean, apart from the last thingy, today wasn't all that bad.

Annabeth: Yeah, quite funny at times.

Jason: I've had fun.

Leo: Few laughs.

Percy: We should have Jason do rock paper scissors with Gaea!

Everyone: *agrees.*

Me: *Comes back.* The person has been sentenced to life imprisonment, listening to nothing but an annoying medley of Nicki Minaj tracks. Percy, you're turn.

Percy: I dare Jason to have a game of rock paper scissors with Gaea.

Me: *Makes Gaea appear*

Gaea: Where the Tartarus am I?

Me: Just have a game of rock paper scissors with Superman, please.

Gaea: Only because you asked nicely.

End result? Gaea gets rock. Jason gets paper. Gaea wins because I don't think paper beats rock. Sorry to the pro-paper people. Maybe next time.

Gaea: Ha! I win!

Me: Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to join us.

Gaea: My pleasure. *Dissolves into white light.*

And that's the end of Round 5!!!!! Enjoy. The rock paper scissors and dialogue was me, the race was Kman1800. Thanks again!