Percy Jackson/Hunger Games/Ranger's Apprentice Truth or Dare!

Round 6/1

Me: I'm back! I'm sorry for this incredibly long break, but I have had no idea how to continue this. For this update, you'll have to thank my cousin, Charlotte! Whoopee! Now, despite what most people probably think, I do like Halt. He is one of my favourite characters, so he's not going to be the one to be tortured in the rest of these rounds-

Halt: THANK YOU!

Me: Now is really not the time, Halt. Anyway, this isn't really going to be truth or dare anymore, just plain randomness and me bossing everyone around. So, without further schdooch (like what I did there? Huh? Huh? No? Okay then) I bring you Round 6! Or would it be Round 1, considering it's not really Truth or Dare anymore? Whatever.

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Me: Okay, welcome back everybody. Now, I've decided to stop the truth or dare, and just have everyone doing randomness! So, I order the Percy, Will, Horace, Jason, Peeta and Gale to do Sudoku! *3 tables just randomly poop up.* Percy and Will on one table, Peeta and Gale on another, and Horace and Jason on the other. Ready? Good! First to finish gets chocolate! Go!"

A massive pile of Sudoku appear in front of each person. Percy and Will fly through them,  Peeta would but Gale keeps trying to copy him, and Jason and Horace are just staring at them, confused, because we all know they aren't very bright. Their normal solution is to hit it and hope it doesn't bother them again, though Jason is a bit more of that then Horace.

Will & Percy 5 minutes later: Finished!

Me: Good. You get chocolate. Who's second?

Peeta 5 minutes after the other 2: Finished!

Me: Good. You get a little bit of chocolate. Who's next?

Gale, an hour after Peeta: Finished!

Horace is about half way through, and Jason is still staring at the first one ormless l

Me: Okay, Willa and Percy, here are your chocolates. *Massive pile of Galaxy chocolate appears in front of them.* By the way, you won't get sick after eating that much chocolate, because I'm just that awesome. Peeta, you can have a little. *Bar of Galaxy Cookie Crumble appears in front of him.*

Peeta: What is this?

Me: Chocolate. You don't know what chocolate is?

Will: I don't either.

Percy: Well, you guys have been missing out big time! Chocolate, along with pizza, is the best food to be invented. So, eat up. *Attacks the food because we all know he eats like a satyr.*

Me: Ah, gotta love the chocolate. Girls! Help Jason, we're going to be here for ages if we let him do this himself.

Piper: Oi! That's my boyfriend you're talking about!

Me: You can't say he isn't stupid though.

Piper: Point.

Jason: Ouch, Pipes. Ouch. That bruised my ego.

Me: Your ego is too big as it is. Personally, I'd like to bruise you, and not just mentally, but I'll have to settle for your ego, you great lump.

 *Random tree pops up*

Me: DEAR GODS AND GODDESSES OF OLYMPUS IT'S A TREE!

Annabet: Um ... yeah ... You get them sometimes.

Me: *hides behind Jason, because we can afford to lose him.* Is it gone yet?

Percy: Let me check ... um ... no, it's still there, being all .. tree-ey.

Me: Kill it. Someone. Please kill it.

Will: *Scratches head.* But it's a tree. Why do you want to kill a harmless, innocent tree?

Me: ITS EVIL! PURE, UNADULTERATED EVIL!

Pauline: A tree?

Me: Yes.

Katniss: But ... but ... but it's a tree.

Me: Exactly.

Gilan: That makes no sense.

Me: It makes perfect sense.

Everyone: But it's a TREE!

Me: Alright, let me explain: trees are evil! Pure evil!

Nico: As evil as bunnies?

Me: *Nods solemnly.* More so.

Nico: *hides behind Percy*

Just realized I'm going to have to change the chapter were Nico kisses is crush after chapter XXXVI of HoH came out. DAMN IT RICK RIORDAN WHY MUST YOU BREAK MY HEART?????

Thalia: I shall never look at a tree the same way ever again.

Me: *Puts sympathetic and on her shoulder.* I haven't for years.

Horace: *Awkwardly*. So ... What now?

Me: I don't know about you ...

Piper: *Sings* But I'm feeling twenty-two

Me: No. Just: no. No Taylor Swift.

Piper: But she's my half-sister!

Me: I don't give a damn if she's the Prime Minister. There - is - no - Taylor - Swift - sung - in - this - universe.

Frank: I thought it was an alternate galaxy.

Me: Same thing.

Annabet: No. It's really not.

Katniss: *whispers.* I'm so confused.

Peeta: Me too, love. Me too.

Me: ANYWAY! I don't know about you - don't even think about it Leo -

Leo: *Pouts*

Me: - but I'm going to destroy my eardrums with some Green Day. Anyone interested?

Percy & Thalia: Me! Me! Pick me!

Me: Alrighty then! Both of you! Anyone else? Katniss, I think you'd like it.

Katniss: But I've never even heard of Green Day.

Me: Exactly. You're missing out on so much! Come on! You too Nico.

*Drags off Katniss, with Thalia and Percy dragging Nico. If you've not read the House of Hades, don't read this next part.*

Nico: *Blushes insanely.*

Okay you can look now.

Everyone else: *Sighs.*

Gale: Sooooo ... Who's up for a game?

Remaining PJO: CAPTURE THE FLAG!

RA: NO!

HG: As long as it as nothing to do with hunger.

As you may be able to tell, they played Capture The Flag ... The demigods totally kicked butt.

Jason: Now that that's done with ... can someone please help me with this Sudoku?

Everyone: *Groans.*

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Thalia: That was a horrible chapter, you know.

Me: I know.

Halt: You're a horrible author, you know.

Me: I know.

Percy: Your going to give me fifty bucks, you know.

Me: Don't push your luck, Jackson.

SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!