Percy Jackson/Hunger Games/Ranger's Apprentice Truth or Dare!

Hello my lovely Readers!

I love the series in the title and thought it would be comical to have them play truth or dare! It's basically me making the characters act like bafoons for my own enjoyment. First things off, I'l introduce the characters to you! series in question, Ranger's Apprentice!

Me: *snaps fingers. Will, Alyss, Cassandra, Horace, Halt, Pauline, Jenny, Gilan all apear*

Halt: Why are we here?

Me: Shut up, Halt! Nobody likes you!

Gilan: That wasn't nice!

Me: I care because?

Will: Stop it.

Me: Sure thing.

Horace: Why are you so nice to him?

Me: Be quiet Horace!

Cassandra: Hey! You can't talk to my husband like that (I apologise for spoiling it for all those who haven't read all the series, but Halt and Pauline get married, as do Cassandra and Horace, and Will and Alyss. Gilan and Jenny also date but I'm not sure they get married...)

Me: Shut it the lot of you! Now *Turns to readers* We will introduce the Percy Jackson crew!

Alyss: Who?

Me: *Snaps fingers and Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, Piper, Jason, Leo, Hazel and Frank all apear* These people.

Frank: Why are we here?

Me: Shut up Chinese Canadian Baby man!

Hazel: That's my boyfriend you're talking to!

Me: I don't care! We still need to introduce the Hunger Games cast!

The Ranger's Apprentice characters: You're confusing us

Percy: Who are they?

Me: Ranger's apprentice crew, Percy.

Pauline: Do you choose favourites?

Me: Yes, now shut up! *Snaps fingers again. Gale, Katniss, Peeta, Finnick, Johanna, Prim and Haymitch apear*

Peeta: Why are we here?

RA & HoO: THAT'S WHAT WE'VE BEEN ASKING!!!

Me: Everyone shut up! *Everyone goes quiet* Sit down. *Suddenly several hardback wooden chars appear.*

Percy: Can I get a more comfertable chair please?

Me: Of course. *Plush velvet chair appears*

Will: Can I please?

Me: Sure *Comfy chair appears*

Peeta: Can I?

Me: Say please.

Peeta: Please.

Me: Of course you can Peeta *Comfertable chair appears*

Halt: What about me?

Me: NEVER!!!!

So, that was our little introduction. On with the dares!