Loona: Wait, where am I going to sit? Don't tell me I have to sit with this fatass!
Moxxie: Hey! I'm not fat!
Blitz: Oh, come on Loonie! It's not that bad!
Loona: Don't be surprised if I complain the whole way there...
Blitz: That's the spirit! Let's go!
Nitro: Yeah!
The crew get into the elevator once more, and take it to the ground floor.
Nitro runs to the car before everyone else and gets in the driver's seat, followed by Blitz, Millie, Moxxie and Loona.
Blitz: Rev it up, kid!
Nitro then puts the keys in the ignition and turns them, making the old V8 engine growl.
Nitro: Haha! It's been a long time since I have heard a growl like this!
Blitz: Well? What are you waiting for? Let's go already!
Nitro puts the car in reverse and steps on the gas. They leave the parking lot while in full reverse, before he does a 180 handbrake turn and flips the car around.
Moxxie: Whoah! Uh, sir? Are you sure a speed freak like this should be in the driver's seat?
Blitz: Yeah, why not? I mean, that was cool!
Moxxie: Well, it's just he's putting 5 lives in danger!
Blitz: Oh, come on! I'm sure he knows what he's doing! Isn't that right, Nitro?
Nitro: Of course! Why else would I be going 150 down the highway?
Moxxie: 150?!?! SLOW DOWN FOR THE LOVE OF LUCIFER!!!!
Nitro: Ha, relax! We're not ACTUALLY going 150... How bad is your sense of speed?
Loona: Then how fast are we going?!? It still feels too damn fast!
Nitro: Oh, uh... About... 140. JOKE IT'S A JOKE WE'RE ONLY GOING 100 MILES.
Loona: Thats... Still too fast!
Nitro: Alright, fine! 90, how about that?
Loona: Yeah... Much better. And if you try to make a joke like that I swear, I'll bite your arm off!
Millie: That might be overkill, but yeah... You're driving a tad bit too fast, Nitro.
Nitro: Oh, killjoy! What's the point of a car if you can't step on the gas as hard as you can and trigger every single speed trap down the road?
Loona: The point of a car is; getting you from point A to point B, preferably with all your limbs intact, you idiot!
Blitz: Alright! Everybody calm the fuck down! We're almost there, and I don't want the shopkeeper to see 5 lunatics arguing with eachother, demanding access to firearms!
Nitro: Yeah, we probably don't want that...
Loona: No shit, idiot! Ugh!
Millie: Deep breaths, everyone!
Nitro calmly parks the car infront of the gun store. The crew gets out and they all walk inside
Blitz: Hello! It's me again! Hey there, Scooter!
Scooter: Hey there, Blitz! Who's the kid?
Blitz: That, my friend... Is my new employee! Say hi, Nitro!
Nitro: Uh, hey!
Scooter: You seem like you have atleast some experience with guns! You know how to take the safety off?
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The Fast Lane On The Highway To Hell (OC x Loona)
FanfictionNitro was never a goodie-two shoes. Nor were there other hellhounds in Hell, but he was different. Not knowing who his father was growing up, he tried to distract himself with rather "exotic" hobbies. An unquenchable need for speed, and unexplainabl...
