Tandem Thrifting

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Carbi: Come on! We're going! 

Nitro: No! I don't wanna' drive on your damn bike! Not again!

Carbi: Nuh uh! You're coming with me! Consider this a favor, since it's emberassing to be seen with you. We HAVE to get you something new!

Nitro: ... fine! But no wheelies! I'm the one that's getting his tail scraped off on the asphalt, not you!

Carbi: I'm already gonna' buy you stuff, stop complaining!

Nitro:... you are? I mean, of course you are! You should! ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵈᵒ ʷʰᵉᵉˡᶦᵉˢ

Carbi: Can't promise. Let's go!

Nitro: UUUUGHH!!!

Carbi drags Nitro into the garage and grabs an old helmet that belonged to Nitro, conveniently shaped for his head.

Carbi: Here. I saved this for ya'.

Nitro: Well I'll be fucked... you actually did! Where are we going exactly anyway?

Carbi: We'll get you some clothes, a new phone of course, and who knows, maybe we'll see what the junkyard has in store for us, eh? Or should I say "what it has in store for YOU?"?

Nitro's ears perk up as he stares directly at Carbi.

Nitro: ... you won't.

Carbi: Oh, I will. We're gonna get you back on the streets.

Nitro quickly puts on the helmet excitedly and gets on the bike. He motions Carbi to hurry up as well.

Nitro: Well come on then! Fuckin' drive!

Carbi: There's the hellhound I know!

The two, once again, take off. But this time, it's to go shopping. Though a how useful a sports bike would be for shopping is arguable at best. They arrive at a clothing shop, which seems to sell pretty affordable and durable stuff. Something rare in Hell.

Carbi: Here we are. Take your pick.

Nitro's eyes dart around the shop, as he quickly dashes towards a black sleevless hoodie.

Carbi: .... aaaand it's a hoodie. Who would have thought?

Nitro: Well I'm sorry, Mr. I'mtoogoodforcasualclothing!!! 

Carbi: What's wrong with my clothes? 

Nitro: I have never seen anyone wear trenchcoats while on a bike!

Carbi: They're fashionable!

Nitro: So are hoodies! Besides, they're sleeveless.

Carbi facepalms and dismissively waves his hand for Nitro to get it over with.

Carbi: Fine, fine... just do the fuck you want...

Nitro: Haha!

Nitro goes on to pick out a pair of fingerless driving gloves, and white camo cargo pants. He excitedly runs back to Carbi, jumping in place like a kid that got done picking out toys for himself.

Nitro: I'm done!!!

Carbi: ... hm? Oh, great. Lovely. Here you go.

Carbi hands Nitro a wad of cash just enough to pay for the stuff he picked. Nitro pays for he stuff and changes into them in the changing rooms.

Carbi: Cool. Now you're less emberassing to be seen with.

Nitro: You motherfu-

Carbi: Do you want the car?

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