Everybody in the office becomes silent and listens to Blitz's phonecall.
Blitz: Uhuh.... Mhm... A nightclub? Any specific way you want him dead? No? Alright, we'll handle it!
Blitz slams the phone down and walks into the lobby.
Blitz: We have a job to do, people! It's some rich prick running a nightclub!
Loona: I hate nightclubs... Crowded places in general, actually.
Blitz: Actually, we might need you this time, Loonie!
Loona: Again? I don't like how it ended up last time...
Blitz: Don't worry, that BITCH won't be there this time. I hope...
Blitz said "bitch" like he had personal beef with whoever that was.
He then points at Nitro.
Blitz: And an actual opportunity to prove yourself as a valuable asset, Nitro! Now, where is that fancy-ass book?
OHOHOHO! I'M GONNA KILL A HUMAN! THIS WILL BE FUN!!!
Nitro claps and jumps like a child.
Blitz: I found it! Now... Portal, portal, on the wall; who's the sexiest of them all?
A portal opens up in the office wall after Blitz says his line.
Loona: Please... don't ever say that EVER again...
Nitro: It's been a long time since I've been in the human world!
Everyone turns to look at Nitro, then speak in unison.
"You've been to Earth?"
Nitro: Uh, yeah? I had an incubus friend, and he took me with him when he went up there! I raced with lots of humans!
Loona: You... used your disguise, right?
Nitro: Duh!
Loona: Alright... Can we get this over with already?
Millie and Moxxie pass through, followed by Blitz and Nitro, and lastly Loona. Nitro and Loona swap into their human disguise in the dark alley.
Loona: God damn it, Blitz! Couldn't you have teleported us inside? How will we get past the fucking bouncer?
Blitz: Thats why we brought you, Loonie! You'll get us in!
Loona:......... I am not seducing a guy to get us in....
Moxxie: Sir, why don't we use the rear entrance?
Loona: And be faced with more security? Are you crazy? Seems like your dick isn't the only thing small...
Millie: Hey!
Hmmm... What about...
Nitro stares at an alleyway with bunch of junk and bricks.
Nitro: Guys! What about a distraction?
The crew turns to Nitro again.
Blitz: What kind of distraction?
Nitro: A four wheeled, gasoline powered distraction...
Blitz: I'm... listening...
Nitro's eyes lighter up and he starts to explain his plan with excitement
Nitro: So, we pick out the most expensive car here, and I hotwire it. I place a brick on the gas pedal, and run it into a wall!
Millie: But... why expensive? Can't a regular car cause the same destruction?
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The Fast Lane On The Highway To Hell (OC x Loona)
FanfictionNitro was never a goodie-two shoes. Nor were there other hellhounds in Hell, but he was different. Not knowing who his father was growing up, he tried to distract himself with rather "exotic" hobbies. An unquenchable need for speed, and unexplainabl...
