Drive It Like I Stole It

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"Can I pet him?"

"Sure, go ahead! He doesn't bite!"

"I've never been so close to a hellhound before... They kinda' scare me but... I've never seen a purple one!"

Mmmfgh... so good...

"O-Oh! Is he purring?"

"I think he likes it!"

... what is even going on...?

As Nitro opened his eyes, he saw a succubus that he had never seen before petting him. This caused him to scream in shock and run behind the couch. Also, causing the succubus to fall backwards.

Nitro: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

???: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Carbi was helping up the random succubus that was petting Nitro.

Carbi: Oh, come on, Anni! Look, he's more scared of you than you are of him!

While this was unfolding, Nitro was hiding behind the couch, trying to get a view of the succubus. He was never good with strangers.

Carbi: Oh, come on. Stop hiding.

"... is she gone?"

Carbi: No, she's still here. C'mon, come out. She's not gonna hurt you.

Nitro peeked out from behind the couch and looked at the succubus who seemed to be named "Anni".

Nitro:... you're Anni...?

Anni seemed to be panting out of panic, holding on tightly to Carbi's arm.

Anni: Y-Yeah...

Nitro slowly approached Anni, which she seemed a bit hesitant in. Carbi made sure Anni didn't make any other sudden movements that could scare either of them off.

Anni: What... is he...

Carbi: Just don't move.

And then, Nitro begins to sniff Anni to get used to her scent, while she seemed hesitant to the idea.

Anni: Eek!

Nitro: Why do you guys smell similar?

Carbi: None of your business! Now, can you stop selling my girlfriend please?

Nitro:... fine....

Anni laughed nervously as she placed her bag aside and walked over to what was supposed to be the kitchen of the safehouse.

Anni: Well, you boys want anything to eat?

Carbi: We were planning to order pizza...

Anni: Pizza at this hour?! Are you out of your mind?!

Nitro: What time is it, anyway?

Anni: Great, one of them wants to order pizza for breakfast and the other doesn't even know what time it is? How has natural selection hasn't got you two yet?

Nitro: No idea...

Anni: Also, what was that monstrosity of a scheme on that board?

Nitro: Hey! I made that myself, and it's a masterpiece!

Anni: You know, I thought Carbi had a few screws loose, but you seem to be missing the whole bodypanel!

Nitro: Haha! I like her humor!

Anni: You might as well strap a grenade on the gas tank, since that thing is not going to function across the finish line!

Nitro: The rules don't say it has to. It only has to make it across the line~!

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