The Culinary Massacre

Genger rebeal

Next thing I knew we were on my couch watching a movie and laughing so hard we almost dropped out plates.
I honestly thought it was going to be awkward.
The movie ended and I turned to him.
"So what do you got going on this weekend?" I asked. Obama said Harry turned him down so he must have something going on.
"Oh nothing. I got some reports to grade but that's it." He said, looking at me.
"What? But Obama said he invited you to Cornelius' baby shower/gender reveal and you turned him down cause you got something going on." I said, now really confused.
"No, what? He never asked me." Harry said, putting his plate down.
"That's really weird." I commented.
"I don't know. Maybe he had a reason but it's not going to be anything more though, right? Cause I would really like to go on another date?" He questioned. He looked nervous.
"Uhh.." I don't know. Now that Obama is now asking to hang out I don't think I should lead him on but I really liked it last time. Maybe a little too much.
"Yeah, that would be awesome." I said.
He smiled but then looked at his phone.
"Oh shit that's the time?! I gotta go." He says. He gets up hurriedly and I follow him.
He turns back to look at me, "Just... Obama is nice but maybe can this just be a me and you thing? I get it's not official but seeing you with him really taters my tots." He said. He's jealous, cute.
"Yeah sure." I say, smiling.
He then leans in to kiss me and it's nice and slow. He's just cupping my cheeks and he is leaning down to reach my height. It's nothing like how it was. Last time was rushed and hot but now I can see how deeply in love with me he is and I'm not sure if both of us are going to make it out of this unscathed.
He pulls away and heads out the door and I shut it and squeal like a schoolgirl. I don't know what my love life is. I obviously like Harry but what about Obama? Everything is just way too complicated.
It's now Saturday and I found out Cornelius wanted some nice cake and meat pies for his baby shower and Gender reveals. I had my friend Donald Trump decorate the cake. His husband, Biden, made it.
The party was at Obama's apartment and it was gonna be my first time there and I'm totally freaking out.
I was currently in my car in the parking garage and I was pumping myself up and just decided to get it over with and stepped out of my car. I put all the meat pies in one big bag and the cake in another bag so I would only have to make one trip.
I hauled up the stairs till I reached their apartment. Number 145. I set the bags down and knocked on the door and Obama opened up.
"Hey Husky. Everyone is inside. Thank you again for bringing this. all I did was chips and dip." He said picking up the bags.
"Yeah no problem." I replied nervously. I've never been to his apartment and I was freaking out.
"Thanks again. Come in." He said moving away from the doorway.
I stepped inside and when I did everything was crocodile themed. I fucking hate crocodiles. I kind of cower back but carry through the apartment till I was in the kitchen where everyone else was.
I saw Cornelius and all of his friends. They were laughing and they caught sight of me and Garfunkly Zingle raced towards and grabbed the cake.
"Thank you Mr.Husky." She said before racing back towards them with the cake.
"Hey you can't eat that yet!" Obama boomed. His voice was so sexy.
He took the cake and placed it on the counter.
"Now, it is our duty to vote on the gender." He said.
Jonny Bobby Lobby Brown was in his drag get up. He was notorious for being a good drag queen and held up a big jar.
"You're gonna write what gender you want it to be and put it in the jar." Obama said while handing out slips.

I got my slip and thought. I genuinely don't care what it is but would Obama judge me for it? I just scribbled girl and placed it in the jar as everyone cheered. One after one everyone put in a slip and everyone cheered when they did so. Finally after it was done Cornelius placed his slip in the jar and Jonny placed it on the counter.
"OK, now let's read it." There were a good 50 people in the apartment. Family and friends I'm guessing. It took a bit to get through.
"36 girl and 14 boy." Obama said, pulling out the last slip.
The crowd cheered. And Cornelius was looking fed up.
"Can we cut the cake? I'm hungry!" He said walking up.
"Yes, yes you can." Obama said, handing him a knife.
Jonny and Cornelius gripped the knife together and cut the cake. When they pulled it out it revealed blue
Cornelius jumped up and hugged Jonny Bobby Lobby Brown with the biggest smile.
I went to congratulate him. I gotta make a good impression on Obama.