Me and my friend wrote this as a way to make fun of our culinary teacher. Enjoy :)
⚠️Warning⚠️
Smut, and lots of it
CANNON ENDING ON @frogz3210 ACCOUNT
NOW WITH A CHARACTER AI FOR MR HUSKEY!!!!!!
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Barthemew pov
I was sitting in Mr.Huskey's class with Cornelius. We had to work on an egg project. It is so fucking stupid and unnecessary. Cornelius is looking up the egg recipe and actually working. Mr.Huskey is talking to this group of boys and Garfunkly is talking to her friend. I finally decide to work but I still keep secretly hoping that someone bombs Husky's house. After that we get done and I decide to hop on to the school website and yet another kid has gone missing. No body was found. No trace of them seen again. It's honestly terrifying. I just hope my friends nor I are taken. When Cornelius and I get done we start talking about the news. "So, who do you think it is?" Cornelius asks "Huh?" I say in response confused "The killer." Cornelius says obviously. "I wouldn't doubt if it was Husky." I retort, chuckling a bit. "Oh please, you just want to see him burn in hell." Cornelius says "Yes. He's short. What if he bites my knees?" I say throwing my hands out. Cornelius then proceeded to tickle my elbow making me yelp and jump back. We then get a stern look from Husky. He's so fucking ugly too. I mean God. Papa smurf that you?? "So, eggs?" Garfunkly says, raising her eyebrows. "Eggs." I nod. We then go on a scary trip through my pinterest and I find a lot of Ed Sheeran slander. We get out of class and I continue walking. I see our Gym teacher, Harry Styles. He's blushing and giggling and I catch a glimpse of his phone and he's texting...Husky???
I wait till after school and race up to Garfunkly, Jonny Bobbly Lobby Brown, and Cornelius. "OK, I have some news." I say catching my breath. "OK, spill." Garfunkly says. "I saw Styles giggling and blushing like a fucking idiot and he was texting HUSKY." I said still flabbergasted "WHAT?" They roared. "I thought he had a massive thing for your dad?" Jonny Bobby Lobby Brown said referring to Huskey "Me too. I mean they're going on a date this weekend." Cornelius said. "OK, you're telling me now? Second of all, I thought he was bitchless. Not a crumb of pussy for this man." I said towards Cornelius. And they shrugged. "Technically he is pussyless but apparently he is not dickless." Jonny Bobby Lobby Brown said as Cornelius scrunched up they're face "I do not like talking about my dad's sex life." Cornelius said. "Well they haven't fucked yet." Garfunkly said. Cornelius groans and crossed his arms. "OK fine we can stop talking about it." Jonny Bobby Lobby Brown says putting his hands up. "Anyway, whose house are we meeting at?" I ask. "Oh, mine." Garfunkly says as we start walking. We have this little thing. A club perhaps. It's kind of a cliche teen detective type thing but we meet and discuss everything about the local serial killer. It's easy because Garfunkly Zingles dad is the sheriff. When the killings started happening. The evidence. The weird things. Who they're targeting. Why they're killing who they are? When they're killing. Everything to try to find out who the killer is. Even though we are just teens we still have to be worried that we are going to be killed. It honestly really fucking sucks.
