It was a lovely, warm night. The sun was rising, and it was a tad chilly outside, but the pleasant kind of chilly. Benaawshitherewegoagain was sitting at the kitchen counter, sipping his morning tea and watching My Little Pony on his phone. It was around 8 am, but seeing he was known to be a bit of an early bird, this was nothing unusual. He held his teacup in his right hand, and fidgeted with his ring with the other hand as it calmly rested on the counter. He was content, simply watching the phone that was propped up on a water bottle while waiting for his husband to get up.
It's been around a year since the whole ordeal of Pufferpuff becoming emœ, and even though it's been quite a while, it still tugs on Beastburger's conscience from time to time. Come to think of it, he still had no idea how Porkchop became emœ, but he refrained from asking because he was a bit dodgy about bringing the topic up. Benavides was then snapped out of his My Little Pony induced trance as he heard shuffling coming from the room above him. Piss must be awake.
Not even two minutes later, the brunette entered the kitchen, still in his red pyjamas, and went to make some coffee.
"Morhning, mate," Beanshitter said with a warm smile.
"Morning, Ben-10," Pisspuddle replied with an eyebrow raised and his signature confident grin.
"'Owe wuz tha nigh'?"
"Eh, it was a night. No supernatural activity," Pufferfish shrugged and smiled playfully. Taking a sip of his newly made coffee and walked over to the brit. Without hesitation, he gave the man in question a hug, resting his head on his shoulder.
"Ie luv yew," Benagoofy said with a calm smile, leaning into the touch.
"Yeah.. love ya too, man."
After a quick peck on the lips, the man in red stood up.
"Got any plans?"
"Eh.. nawt tha' ie knoe of..." Brandshitter said quietly with a glance to the side. Penile Cancer thought for a moment, before getting an idea.
"Minecraft?"
"Moinecraf'."
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IT'S NOT A PHASE, PUFF || The Sequel to "IT'S NOT A PHASE, BENATAR || Benapuff
RandomThe sequel to "IT'S NOT A PHASE, BENATAR". It's like the previous story, but Benatar went "BAM! UNO REVERSE CARD" (this is still satire i promise)
