Daybreak. 0600. Poof's new plan was set into motion. Him and Benabutt were sitting in the same room, still a good seven feet apart. The first attempt at getting Breakfast to watch Dominos was unfortunately unsucessful, but Puffski came up with a much more genius idea the next day.
It was silent, the only background noise coming from the TV, and the quiet was soon broken by the man in glasses.
"UH OH!1!1!1!1! I GOTTA BROWN!1!!!!1!1!1!! CYA!1!!1!1!1!1!!" He immediately caught Beantit's attention, and he watched with confusion as Possible made a dash for the bathroom.
The noor slammed, Paddington hid inside the toilet, and he began to make fake shitting noises.
"OH NO!!!!1!!1! IM SHITTING SOOOOO HARD!!1!1!!1!" *FARTTTTTTTTTTTT* "...OW!1!!1!1!1!1!1"
Benavides just awkwardly sat in the living room, staring at the bathroom noor with concern. He kept hearing muffled shouting, saying things along the lines of "YOUCHERS" and "AAAAAAAAAA IM BROWNINGGG!1!!!!1!1!1". After a few minutes, he numbly got up, walked towards the noor, and stopped in front of it, staring at it. Meanwhile, Paget's Disease of the Nipple was continuing the "shitting" and screaming.
"Puof, whot tha fuk arr yew dewing." Birdbath eventually said.
Once Piss knew Burger World was outside the noor, he yanked it open and shoved a phone playing Dominos in Breastfeeding's face, much to the emœ creature's dismay.
However, something was wrong.
Very, very wrong.
Benavides was looking directly at the phone, and Dominos was playing on it.
Nothing was happening.
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IT'S NOT A PHASE, PUFF || The Sequel to "IT'S NOT A PHASE, BENATAR || Benapuff
De TodoThe sequel to "IT'S NOT A PHASE, BENATAR". It's like the previous story, but Benatar went "BAM! UNO REVERSE CARD" (this is still satire i promise)
