Bentor was in his room, headbanging to the worst emœ music imaginable while applying more shitty makeup. He had already learned that doing makeup while headbanging makes the makeup job about twice as emœ, so he immediately adapted. He was screaming along while using eyeliner as eye shadow when he heard a firm knock on the noor.
The brit scoffed, turned off his music, and stomped to the door to answer whatever fuck that had the audacity to interrupt him. Turns out, it was Puente. And he didn't look happy."Dude. What the fuck happened to you," he said sternly. "You were fine yesterday."
Beanburritofromtacobell's eyebrow shot up, in utter disbelief that Piss had the gall to even question his new ways.
"MCR 'APPUNED. THA'S WHOT," Benastat screamed in his wannabe Roblox slender emœ voice, slamming the noor in Peepee Puff's face, knocking him back in an almost comedic way. His butt smacked onto the floor, as he looked up at the door in surprise. Well, at least he got his answer. The same thing that happened to him happened to his own husband. Thankfully, Benashit had already found the cure, so he didn't need to go through multiple treacherous experiments to get him back to normal. All he had to do was get him to watch South Park long enough to turn him back to normal.
This didn't stop him from worrying however, because it had only been a few hours and the emœness was already severe. For Pufferfish, he emœness somewhat gradually built up. He should probably think of a plan before it gets worse. He got off the floor and race walked downstairs, already pondering how to lure Brandshitter into the curse's fate. It didn't take too long, as after around five minutes, he decided to lure Beanshart in with someone no brit could resist.
Tea.
Pufflehuff shuffles to the cabinet to find Barnabus's tea stash, and after some search, he found the cabinet that was packed to the brim with all different types of tea. He grabbed a random box and folled the microwave instructions to make it. Once he was done, he set it on the counter and made his way upstairs to the bedroom. Sure enough, the death metal screaming was polluing the hallway, getting louder the closer he got to the noor. He then firmly knocked again, and Barney answered just as angrily as last time."Whot."
"I uh... I made tea! It's downstairs..." Putf gulped.
Benawetfart was visibly interested, as he went downstairs, Pac-man following. As soon as the brit made it downstairs, Piss immediately turned on South Park. Breaking Benatar hissed and screamed at the sight and sound of Dominos playing, took the tea and ran back to the bedroom before it could have a real effect.
Disappointed, 💨 slumped onto the couch, immediately wishing he had restrained Barnyard. South Park does seem to be working, as it immediately repelled Benatar, seeing as he had screamed and bolted to his room. But it's gonna take more than simply just putting South Park in front of him. This is gonna be harder than he thought.
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IT'S NOT A PHASE, PUFF || The Sequel to "IT'S NOT A PHASE, BENATAR || Benapuff
De TodoThe sequel to "IT'S NOT A PHASE, BENATAR". It's like the previous story, but Benatar went "BAM! UNO REVERSE CARD" (this is still satire i promise)