Alvin hopped onto the table which was conveniently around 2 feet high. He stopped and wondered for a few seconds how he even did that, but went back to stitching Theodore on the curtains. He hummed classily as he felt around for more brown thread. His hand swished through thin air and he narrowed his eyes.
"Theodore! Stop being a useless piece of trash and give me a thread." Alvin squeaked in a deep manly voice.💯💯💪💪
The moment Theodore opened his mouth Alvin rolled his eyes and duct taped his arm to the window.
"B-b-but Master, you're sewing me to the curtain. How am I supposed to hand you the thread?" Theodore sqaled like the fat pig sent from heaven he was.
Alvin growled menacingly *gggggrGGGGRRRRRRrrr* 🤬😱and then he realized chipmunks don't growl so he just settled on menacingly doing the extreme playboy macarena. It was the macarena that was solely used for seducing other chipmunks/rats so he could slurp their eyeballs, but he could make an exception for the fst little piece of trash levitating in front of him. Theodore got so intimidated that he peeled himself off of the lace curtain, unknowingly ripping it up and handed Alvin the thread that was the exact color of his fur.
Alvin softened and gave Theodore a grateful smile.
"Thanks bbg~ Now back to sewing you back into the curtains, mwahahaha🤣🤣."
Theodore shook his flabby, pea sized brain carrying head in humbleness. "Nwo Alvin. Don't 'mwahahaha' you knwow i enjwoy this, wight?<333"
The alpha of the two jerked his head up and laughed halfheartedly. "Yeah... sure."😒
In truth, Alvin wanted to torture the little prick– but he didn't know it had a thing for degradation! Golly gee, you run into new things evrryyy day. 🤪He should've just taken away his patatoh. Theodorse eyes narrowed and tears pricked the sides of them threatening to spilt.
"Don't even think about taking away my pahtatoh. 😡🤬It's my babahgrill~" Theodore said while squeaking "enemy" by imagine dragons. Alvin slapped him to outer space and Theodore bounced back like the fatass he was. Tears welled up in Theodore's eyes. 😰
"I sid I had a degwadashon thing but this... is just too far😭😭😔😔" Theodore sang sad kpop music and wenegaded away to lick pancake batter off a spoon because he loved his David so much.
Alvin cackled and did a 1000/10 💯 celebration griddy fr fr ™ © and knocked over a plant just to be an annoying little turd. Little did he know, Simon was watching.
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Step on me ❤️🔥 (Simon x Alvin ) *READ DESC*
FanfictionTHIS IS A JOKE BTW 😰* Disclaimer: Alvin can go to war and never come back, Simon can step on me, and Theodore is just precious. That being said, Theodore will go to war in this. Watch as the ✨drama✨ unfolds
