The Best Of Comebacks

Comeback 224

Teacher: "Why didn't you study?"

Student: "A year has 365 days to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer where it is way too hot to study so there are only 253 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, so in a year that adds up to 122 days, so that leaves us with 141 days. If we fooled around for only one hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend one hour a day talking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in our year; hence we are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are left with only 6 days. Say you're sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're left with only three days in the year to study! Let's say you go out for only 2 days... you are left with only 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That's why I didn't study."

Teacher: "Class dismissed..."

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