Person: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee."
Churchill: "If you were my wife I'd drink it."
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The Best Of Comebacks
Random❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.
Comeback 156
Person: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee."
Churchill: "If you were my wife I'd drink it."
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