I go into Mcdonalds and there's some fat girl making fun of this mentally disabled kid.
Me: "You know, that could happen to anyone of us. You don't make fun of someone like that, what's wrong with you?"
Girl: "Well, God gave me a mouth to speak with and I'm gonna use it."
Me: "Well, God gave you a mouth to eat with but you abused that privilege."
Girl: *speechless*
Me:"Oh, and you might wanna wipe that ketchup off your chin."
Girl: *goes to wipe chin*
Me: "No, your other chin."
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The Best Of Comebacks
Random❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.
