Waitress: "Would you like a table?"
Customer: "No, not at all. I came to eat on the floor. Carpet for 6 please."
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The Best Of Comebacks
Random❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.
Comeback 251
Waitress: "Would you like a table?"
Customer: "No, not at all. I came to eat on the floor. Carpet for 6 please."
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