I Love You Two >>boyxboy SEQUEL

1.What's your number?

A/N: I'm going to try to make these chapters longer than IDLY's :DDD

Louis had been moping around all day so Harry told the kids to stop being annoying and tried to get him to talk, but when Harry sat down, Louis sat up and said an excuse to go feed the baby that Harry was feeding now.

"I already fed Olivia, I'm feeding Lizzy now!" He shouted, he was amused as to how sidetracked Louis was being and how he was letting something bother him so much. Harry knew that Louis wasn't mad at him because he hadn't done anything wrong and Louis wouldn't make excuses, he would flat out scream in Harry's face instead.

"Then I'll feed her again!"

"Then she'll get sick and spit up."

"Then I'll, I'll- I hate you sometimes you know that right? When I'm wrong and you're not? So stop being right!" He huffed.

"Louis, sit your ass down and stop whining, you're being worse than the children, my love." Harry chuckled and handed him Elizabeth and crouch down in front of his husband's chair.

"Now, what's wrong?" He put his hand on Louis' thigh gently, the smaller boy sighed and looked at him with sorrow in his eyes.

"It's almost my birthday and I'm gonna be thirty-six Harry... You're still thirty-four and you look you and great and fit and ten years younger!"

"Lou, you know you don't look old, so what you have occasional grey hairs, don't we all? You don't have wrinkles unless you count the ones by your eyes when you smile, you have an amazing ass that you know I love," he smirked, "the point is just because you're getting older doesn't mean your heart and soul are, you're what keeps me young and makes me feel like we're twenty again, even if we had a baby with us then! I'll still say your perfect when you're eighty-five with a wrinkly face and bum, but I won't care Louis." The smaller man sniffled and looked at Harry, "You really think so?"

"I know so, because it's me and you, love"

"You're such a sap, H, I don't know why I'm being so emotional.." then they both looked at eachother with wide eyes.

"Oh shit," they both said.

"But you used a condom two weeks ago, I can't be!" Louis protested, Harry started hyperventilating, "We had sex before that, it was Halloween because we went to that party, oh my god seven kids is a lot."

"L-Lets not freak out just incase I'm just being a softy okay? I don't feel any different anyways!! No morning sickness or any of that shit." Louis said, trying to convince himself more than Harry.

"I'm going to the store right now." Harry stood up and Louis nodded, he grabbed the keys and Dylan along with his girlfriend Kendall, and pushed him out the door, he was confused as to why he was scared.

Once they were all in the car, Kendall and Harry in the front seat with Dylan in the back, Harry turned to them, "SEVEN KIDS." He yelled and banged his head against the steering wheel.

"I DON'T WANT ANYMORE OF YOU HEITHENS!" He said in the same tone, he looked at Dylan and shouted, "Headaches! You give me headaches!" Then looked at Kendall, "You're not my kid and you're always at my house! But I love you so it's okay! And I love you too you little shit." He heaved, then Dylan sighed and said, "Is dad pregnant again?"

"Possibly," Harry started the car and backed out of the driveway.

"So we're going to get a test?" Kendall looked at Harry with sympathy for the man who was one of her father figures ever since her's left a few months ago.

"Yes, there might be a ninth Styles." Harry frowned, in all honesty he didn't want another kid, after having the twins he realized that life is short and he wanted the rest to be spent with Louis and they can go on adventures after the kids leave, but if they keep making more and more-that's not going to happen.