Ghostbusters! (unreliable 0/10)

Phasmophobia unlocked.

Four friends, Tartaglia the jock who gets scared easily, Signora the preppy girl who also gets startled but is more mature about it, Dottore who doesn't get scared easily and is actually good at playing Phasmophobia and Scaramouche who gets scared which doesn't stop him from acting like it doesn't bother him. He's got a lot of pride after all.

They make a great team when they play together as each of them brings something unique to their group dynamic. It's always fun watching Tartaglia jump out of his seat every time he hears a sound or seeing Signora take in all the information before making her move. Dottore confidently leads them through the game while Scaramouche provides comic relief with his sarcastic jokes even though he still jumps around too! Egotistical bitch. (lovingly)

Anyways It's always great to have a team of friends who are willing to go the extra mile in search of answers! Dottore, Signora, Scaramouche and Tartaglia all seem like an amazing group; they're brave enough to take on the challenge of looking for Teppei the ghost and resourceful enough to use some interesting tools. It's clear that they've got each other's backs too - even if it means teasing one another along the way. Here's hoping their investigation is successful!

Signora shook her head in disbelief as she watched her friends, Dottore and the rest of the team prepare for their ghost hunting mission. She knew they were brave and also kind of stupid but this was taking it to a whole new level! "Okay so I'm staying in the car?" Signora asked with trepidation. "Yeah just tell us what we need to do," Dottore explained confidently. The instructions were pretty clear: find evidence of paranormal activity with an emf reader, have a member of the team escape from the ghost during a hunt, and lastly prevent it from hunting them by using a crucifix - all while trying not to get scared out of their wits!

Signora couldn't help but feel sorry for them as she wished them luck on their mission; after all these boys had no idea who or what they may encounter! Tartaglia and the other two boys were in for a surprise as they made their way through the dark house. With Dottore holding out his emf reader, Scaramouche clutching his thermometer and Tartaglia with his crucifix, it was certainly an interesting group of ghost hunters. When Signora suggested that they split up to investigate further, Tartaglia yelled "Are you insane?!?". Seemed like she wasn't as Dottore and Scaramouche both took their own paths leaving Tartaglia alone, much to his dismay. The house was quiet until the temperature had shifted dramatically."ITS 2 DEGREES IN THE ROOM!" Scaramouche screeched, The two friends quickly made there way up to the room Scara was in before gathering around Dottore who held up the emf reader - it read 4! It was clear that this wasn't just your average haunted house - something supernatural was going on here!

Scaramouche placed down the spirit box with dismay, he began mocking the ghost because he certainly was not expecting a response But to his surprise, an old scratchy voice replied "I'm near". Scaramouche jumped in fright and yelled. Dottore laughed playfully thinking Scaramouche was just trying to get Childe to piss himself again but quickly realized it was no laughing matter when loud music started playing - they had awoken something they shouldn't have! At this moment they knew the hunt had began.

Tartaglia trembled as he tried desperately to find his crucifix, which he would later realize he accidentally dropped (dumbass), while Dottore urged them all out of the house before it was too late. Unfortunately their efforts were futile and Scaramouche paid for their mistake with his life. The remaining boys made it outside unscathed, Signora asking if Scara was dead upon noticing his sanity bar - Tartaglia responded sheepishly knowing that there would be no coming back from death's door.. Now faced with facing off against an unknown ghostly entity without any weapons or, protection thanks to Childe, Dottore groaned in defeat- "Yknow we have to go back in there? We still have no idea what the ghost is and we have to stop it while its hunting." There was only one thing left for them all do: face their fears head on despite how much they wanted nothing more than run away screaming! Wimps.

"Great guess I'm coming along too now, I swear I'll literally kill myself if another one of you dies. Anyways I'm sure Scaramouche is still lurking around here somewhere." She grabbed her camera and flashlight before heading down the hall with them. As they made their way through the haunted house, Signora was prepared for anything that could come their way - even a football being hurled at Tartaglia! Oh yeah they had to get a picture of Scaramouches body for insurance.

Luckily he managed to jump out of it's path just in time. "He's so salty," he groaned as Dottore found the crucifix and handed it to Signora who gave Tartaglia her flashlight. With this newfound confidence knowing Tartaglia didn't have the crucifix, Dottore pulled out the spirit box from Scaramouche's dead body and began asking questions - only to hear doors slamming moments later down another hall... Looks like this ghost really doesn't like them!

Signora had no idea what she was getting herself into when she began to investigate why the doors were slamming in the haunted house. Little did she know, a ghost was hunting and it wasn't long before Dottore fell victim to his wrath. Tartaglia's screams for help echoed through Signora's mind as he ran out of the room with the ghost still chasing him. She knew there was nothing more that could be done for them the crucifix couldn't even be at use now; all Signora could do now is try her best to escape alive! With fear coursing through her veins, Signora banged on the locked door until finally it opened and she made a break for safety! Good for her, Tartaglia ended up dying and he probably will have nightmares tonight.

Once outside, Signora raced towards the van and took a few sanity pills and laughed nervously at how close of an encounter this has been - one that would never be forgotten - before heading off in her van, ending the game without even taking pictures of the boys bodies like they'd planned beforehand! Guess Dottore and Tartaglia weren't getting money from their insurance. And I guess Signora also isn't a good guesser because turns out the ghost wasn't a banshee! It was a demon.

Scaramouche, Dottore, and Childe all flamed Signora for being a wimp. She got paid the most of course, as she was the only one out alive. Oh the irony.