Tony: *sits quietly at a table* What are we doing here?
Kuma: I'm finally free! *small tail wags and jumps around before taking a seat*
Tony: You don't like Canada?
Kuma: Who's Canada? Oh the floating glasses! He NEVER feeds me!
Tony: Oh...
FMB: *flies above seat then sits on the table* Why are we here exactly?
Tony: I guess it's a meeting...
Gilbird: My owner is the most awesome!
Turtle: *flips over on back and flails legs*
Pookie: MEOW! *sits down*
Tony: Well I guess we should start! Blackie you go first!
Blackie: *stands up* My owner, Germany is good! He feeds us and plays with us all the time!
Tony: Thank you Blackie!
Mr. Puffin: *squawks and flaps wings* This is boring! Can't we go outside?
Tony: *hits forehead with palm* Why didn't we do that?! EVERYONE! LETS GO OUTSIDE!
All: YEAH!!!! *runs outside*
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Pookie: *chasing Pochi around*
Pochi: *runs away*
Neko: (Greece's cat. I had to one a name so....) *tackles Pookie and paws his whiskers*
Pookie: *laughs and paws Neko's whiskers*
Tony: *swinging on a swing*
Kuma: *on the other swing on stomach* Ack!
Tony: You're not doing that right....
Turtle: *spinning on back* *stops at a tomato and starts eating it*
Mr. Panda: *hanging from tree eating bamboo*
Miffy: *playing on a seesaw with Toto the elephant*
Toto: *laughs and presses on the seesaw*
Anubis: *laying down practicing magic*
Mr. Puffin: *flying after FMB*
Mari Belle: *being fabulous*
Gilbird: *sitting on top of the slide being a Gilbird*
Windy: (Had to name Sealand's seagull) *flies around Mr. puffin*
Muffin: (Also had to name his goat) *eating grass*
Titan: (named Spain's bull) *horns stuck in a tree*
Blackie: *just sits there*
Hana: *chases tail yipping*
Neko: WE ARE THE ALL MIGHTY CAT GODS!!! *stands on top of the rock wall with Pookie and Pochi*
Pookie: FEAR US!!!!
Pochi: Meow...!
Pookie and Neko: RAWR!!!!!!!
Blackie: *stands up tall with Hana and Anubis at side on the sidewalk* WE ARE THE DOG GODS!!!
Hana: Yip Yip!
Anubis: *stands up tall*
Blackie: Wait are you even a dog? *looks at Anubis*
Anubis: *shrugs* I don't know.
Hana: WOOOOOOF!!!!!!
Mr. Puffin: *spreads wings with Gilbird and Windy at sides on the monkey bars* WE ARE THE FLYING BIRD GODS!!!! WE ARE THE ALL MIGHTY!!!
Gilbird: Fear me!
Windy: *flaps wings* We have the power of flight!!!!
Birds: YEAH!!!!
Titan: *Mari Belle and Muffin at side on the play ground* WE ARE THE HOOF GODS!!! WE'RE THE FASTEST!!!!
Muffin: YEAH WE ARE!!! *rears up*
Mari Belle: *flips mane* And Fabulous!
Muffin: Yeah we are!
Mr. Panda: *on top of the slide with Miffy and Turtle* WE ARE THE GODS OF TININESS!!!
Miffy: WE ARE THE SCARIEST!!!
Turtle: WE ARE SO FEARSOME WE- *falls down slide* I fell...
Gilbird: *flies down and picks Turtle up* *places him back in his spot then goes back to the other birds*
Turtle: Thanks dude!
Gilbird: No problem!
Turtle: ANYWAY.... WE ARE SO FEARSOME WE MAKE YOU WET YOUR PANTS!!!
Pookie: *raises paw*
Turtle: Yes?
Pookie: We don't wear pants...
Turtle: ITS AN EXPRESSION!!!
Toto: *Kuma and FMB at sides* *standing on the seesaw* WE ARE THE SOFT GODS!!!!
Mr. Puffin: But you aren't soft!
Toto: SHUT UP!!!
FMB: WE'RE CUTE AND SOFT!!!
Kuma: I'm a big bad polar bear! *growls*
Toto: You tried...
FMB: *pats Kuma's back*
Tony: I'm Tony!
All: *face paw*
Neko: ATTACK!!!
All: *starts attacking each other but aren't even hurting each others*
Pet owners: *stand there*
Germany: This is what happens if we leave our pets alone...
All owners: *nods in agreement*
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The Misadventures| Ask-OC-Hetalia-FNAF-Skyrim-LOZ-CP-SU
FanfictionWell hi there! My name is Peter Kirkland! This is a little Ask-Us and random misadventures of my fiends and I! If you have a question or concern please ask and we'll answer! If it's a question for the character, just ask! I must be going now, but I...